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  but zayn still gna make u drop ur panties

the new emojis are equality aF πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦πŸ‘ΆπŸ»πŸ‘ΆπŸΌπŸ‘ΆπŸ½πŸ‘ΆπŸΎπŸ‘ΆπŸΏπŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦

this holiday is just filled w assignments, and we were gna go camping but its storming, and my brother """""accidentally"""""" kicked my pinkie and im pre sure its sprained literally fml rn πŸ˜…πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ

tell me ur best pick up line πŸ•πŸ˜Ž

life update: everyone from school are out clubbing but im at home studying for 2 tests tmr fuck, louis the bitch slayer is back biatchessss!!!!!, literally naughty boy and i kinda lost a lil tiny bit of respect for zayn :/

when u dont want to hear anything about one direction cos u dont break down in front of everyone, and the radio talks about it then u change to CD and u have the four album in omg. u juST CANT GET AWAY FROM IT πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜­ how are you guys? πŸ’“#notmenow #butmefourdaysago

yoyoyoo tell me ur fave animal(s)!! mine are cheetahs and orcas πŸ†πŸ‹πŸ‹πŸ†πŸ†πŸ‹

gah i have so many homework today!!!!!?!??? :( how are you all? hope youre all happy πŸ‹βœ¨

pls comment some accs that are rly nice and magical, or ur fave accs!!!! πŸ’ my feed is just rly dead rn and i need to follow more β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜…

tell me one thing that makes you happyβœ¨πŸ’“β˜ΊοΈπŸ’ƒπŸ’

""in january 2011, a seven y.o. pERTH boy was bITTEN AND TEMPORARILY PARALYSED AFTER A DUGITE (a very very venomous snake!!!!!) ENTERED HIS BEDROOM AND FKING WRAPPED ITSELF AROUND HIS ARM WHILE HE SLEPT" fuck me i wont be able to sleep peacefully ever now

i would like to thank labour day for being on a monday, bcos i got school off YAS but also hA for all you ppl that have to go to school. ((kidding ily all))

night lovelies im so tired πŸ’“βœ¨βœ¨πŸ’“

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