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Mikey Pax  •Good Vibes. The best vibes. Whose vibes? My vibes. Vibes•

I pretended that this picture was just for my mom. Deep down I knew I wanted to post it. I’m addicted to likes.

My shirt is based on a true story.

This rooftop picture is as original as a guy with a funky patterned pocket T-shirt and boat shoes.

My leg hair gets me women like this.

See that pedestrian cross light sign? I don’t care.

If a picture is worth 1000 words how is it that every time I send a nude the only response I get is “Gross”

Happy belated @naklemore We don’t know each other, but you can ask your family about me. Congrats @guterball14 on an amazing lacrosse career. I know Eddie would be proud.

If you know my Snapchat username then you will understand why I have this unique STD.

When your parents text you outside the family group chat to exclude your siblings from a threesome because 5 is a crowd.

“Have you really sent nudes on LinkedIn?” Me: You know I had to do it to em.

Mike, you’re really starting to age. And I’d be lying if I said it didn’t look great on you. I can’t believe you graduated from college last May. Everyone may have forgotten about you at Marist, but I haven’t. You’re the epitome of health and most certainly not conceited in the slightest. Happy birthday bud. Have a great night!

I got a nose ring for attention.

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