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Mikey Pax  •Good Vibes. The best vibes. Whose vibes? My vibes. Vibes•

Swipe right to understand why my face is permanently stuck like this. Please pay attention to the reactions of Leto and Badgett in the background.

I forgot I had a water bottle in my back pocket. I thought Ciquera was just excited to see me.

White people love putting a finger in the air when having their picture taken. As if they won something. I on the other hand will awkwardly hold you like a baby that doesn’t fit in my arms.

Took a quick trip back to Marist to give a lecture on how abstinence is the key to success. My sister was the only person in attendance. The lecture was given in her dorm room.

I pretended that this picture was just for my mom. Deep down I knew I wanted to post it. I’m addicted to likes.

My shirt is based on a true story.

This rooftop picture is as original as a guy with a funky patterned pocket T-shirt and boat shoes.

My leg hair gets me women like this.

See that pedestrian cross light sign? I don’t care.

If a picture is worth 1000 words how is it that every time I send a nude the only response I get is “Gross”

Happy belated @naklemore We don’t know each other, but you can ask your family about me. Congrats @guterball14 on an amazing lacrosse career. I know Eddie would be proud.

If you know my Snapchat username then you will understand why I have this unique STD.

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