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Pavlov The Corgi ๐Ÿพ  ๐Ÿ  #SD | #LA | #SB ๐Ÿ’Œpavlovthecorgi@gmail.com My #memepage @pavlovmemes Pavlov merch available now! โ†™๏ธ

[romantic date]
Pavlov: *crying like a lil bitch*
Chibi: why r u crying at dinner?
Pavlov: I thought this was a whine and dine
๐Ÿ“ธ @emwng

Pavlov: lol look, I got snow on my titties
PavMom: stop, thatโ€™s inappropriate
Pavlov: snow titties lol
PavMom: STOP.
Pavlov: lol titticicles

Pavlov: *smirks*
PavMom: make sure u smile with ur teeth or u get no shmackos
Pavlov: *showed teeth*
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How do you rate Pavlovโ€™s smile 1-10? ๐Ÿค”

[Pavlov Trivia]
Question: Which of these Corgis is fake?
Answer: Itโ€™s me. Iโ€™m fake as fuck.
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Weโ€™re giving away 10 Pavlov holiday cards and thicc stickers to the first 10 followers who can guess the answers to the following questions:
- When is Pavlovโ€™s birthday (xx/xx/xxxx)?
- How much does Pavlov weigh?
- Is Pavlov a (pav)god?
*Weโ€™ll DM the winners and announce once every card has been claimed. Goodluck!

[writing a paper]
Friend: what r u working on?
Pavlov: Im writing a dissertation on thiccness
Friend: thatโ€™s not a real topic
Pavlov: dont disrespect my lifeโ€™s work
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Thicc hoodies and stickers are on sale now on our website (link in bio)! Cop some merch ASAP to receive it in time for the holidays โค๏ธ
www.pavlovthecorgi.com

[first date]
Pavlov: can you pass the chopthiccs?
Date: did you say โ€œchop thiccs?โ€
Pavlov: chop thiccs?
Date: u said chop thiccs.
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Thicc Pavlov hoodies on sale now (link in bio)! Cop one ASAP and get it in time for the holidays โค๏ธ Pavlovthecorgi.com

date: Im attracted to those who have a sensitive side
me: *starts fucking crying uncontrollably*
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Only a few thicc pavlov hoodies are left in stock on our website (link in bio)! Make sure that you order ASAP to ensure that itโ€™ll arrive in time for the holidays โค๏ธ Pavlovthecorgi.com

Welcome to Pavlovโ€™s Enchanted Snow Forrest of of Thiccness!
Attractions include: a petting zoo (full of thicc animals), frozen yogurt, Pavgod bible study, and a creepy foreign dude who offers to pay you for feet pictures
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What would you like to see in the Enchanted Forrest of Thiccness? Top 5 comments with the most โ€œlikesโ€ will win a free Pavlov Christmas Card! โค๏ธ

[Laundromat]
Customer: that washing mashing just ate my quarter
Pavlov: it was actually a dime

Find the Pavgod Worshiper:
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ
๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ
๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฟ
Canโ€™t find them?
Thatโ€™s because they live among us, looking like normal people. The only real difference is theyโ€™re going to Corgi heaven. Will you be joining them?

[Pavlov as an airplane passenger]
*takes both arm rests
*watches movies & laughs out loud
*doesn't wake you up when the snack cart comes around
*claps when the airplane lands
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What are the worst airplane passenger behaviors/habits?

[dark alley]
Pavlov: *twitching* you got anymore of those boops
Boop dealer: I think u have a boop addiction
Pavlov: I think u need to mind ur own damn business and give me my damn boops
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We sold out of Large thicc hoodies! Only a few left in each size so cop yours while you still can! Link in bio: pavlovthecorgi.com

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