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Pavlov The Corgi 🐾  🏠 #SD | #LA | #SB 💌pavlovthecorgi@gmail.com My #memepage @pavlovmemes Pavlov Merch and stickers ⬇️

*IMAGINE THIS*
It's 4 am, you call an Uber, your Uber driver’s name is "Stuart", you're waiting, it's says your Uber is here but you see nothing, you feel a nudge on your leg, you look down, there's a little red convertible, it's your uber, your uber driver is Stuart Little 🚗 🐭
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[Fathers Day Breakfast]
Girlfriend: Can you pass the salt, daddy 😏
Her father: *reaches for salt*
Me: *also reaches for salt*
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Happy Father’s Day to all the dog daddies, human fathers, and the strong women out there that do both jobs ❤️

[graduation speech]
Pavlov: woof
*crowd goes wild*
Pavlov: bark
*crowd loses their shit*
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CORGratulations to everyone graduating! 💙💛

cops: open up, it's the police
me: My dad never loved me
cops: we meant open up the door...
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[first date]
Date: so what are you looking for in a lover?
Pavlov: I need a Corgi in the streets, but a freak in the sheets 🙄
Date: oh you’re a bad boy, Pavlov 😏
Pavlov: please leave.

IHOP employee: Pavlov party for 1?!
IHOB employee: 🅱️avlov 🅱️arty for 1?!
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[911]
Me: hi, there has been a burglary.
Operator: what did they steal?
Me: These corgis stole my heart
Operator: how are you alive w/o a heart?
Me: ur right, idk actually... *dies*
📸 @emwng

*vicious pupper, viewer discretion is advised*
Puppy Pavlov is not amused by your silly human games [🔊sound on] wait for it.....
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[911 Call]
Operator: *on the phone* hello?
Me: omg, there’s been a dog napping!
Operator: WHAT?? IS EVERYONE OKAY?!
Me: OH- oh, he’s waking up. It’s all good.
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dentist: this is going to make you feel a little numb, ok?
me: ok
dentist: [leans in] ur dog doesn’t love you
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Pavlov THICC shirts & stickers available now on our website (link in bio)!
Use the code PAVGOD for free domestic shipping on orders over $50!
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This year’s valediCORGIan:
Name: Pavlov
Major: Corgnitive Science
Minor: THICC studies
Post-graduation plans: nothing. He’s a fucking dog.
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Congrats to everyone graduating this year!
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