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Sarah Raffetto  🍝👸🏼

Rémy’s plagiarized album cover be like, “on a roll like Cottonelle I was made for all of this sh*t” @champagnepapi 😼🧀 #whytho

Remember, if you’re already losing your voice it’s not recommended to try a cigar ☝️#signlanguagesunday

When u forget ur ‘the help’ at a charity event serving food & someone asks u where the bathroom is...IDK 👑 #princesscomplex #tbt

Reunited w my wilde childe 👯‍♀️ #aboutlastnight✨

When all the things u ❤️ are right there in front of u 😍🍷🍅🧀🍄🍃 #isitsundayyet

Take me back 2 bushwack 💕

Nonna, what would have been your 86th birthday is a hard day- I missed many due to the store’s annual vacation and my desire to get away but you always supported me. It’s hard to believe that last year I actually was here and we were at Carbone toasting to another healthy year, the shock of your quick decline and death has still yet to resonate. It taught me the seemingly obvious but valuable lesson of the shortness, unpredictability and timing of life and it’s meaning. When the worst things happen it can show us our strengths and discover the depths of our weaknesses. Change what no longer serves you, put yourself first sometimes and drink every ounce of love there is from the people that matter most. Happy 86th Birthday Nonna, what would heaven be if not having an unlimited supply of pasta and oysters? Ti amo 💕

How soon is too soon to go back to @tokyorecordbar ?? 🎼😬💥🙌💕 #themostfun #tokyorecordbar

GONNABE PRO™️ more like that’s gonna be a no 🙈⚽️ #tradesies #90shair #tbt

Is this what parenting is like when kids play dress up and ur like aw so adorable but also paws OFF that’s leather ☝️🐾 #hecutetho

🍦 naa’mean 🍣 #sushionjones

In other news @jcotilletta ‘s armpit brings light & good fortune cuz we snagged a late/last minute table at @donangienyc where we got all the yums BUT major s/o to this Black Cocoa & Carmel Marsala Tiramisu #💀 #donangie

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