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Paolo Brand  activist, communicador, photographer, sports lover, humanitarian, marketer, club kid, writer, philosopher, muzak fan, existentialist

Wishing a very enjoyable Burns Night to all my fellow Scots and everyone else who celebrates this annual festival of the great poet and haggis πŸ’™β€οΈ Hope your haggis is rich, the neaps n tatties melt-in-the-mouth delicious and the post-dinner dram oakily fine 🍹🍽 #burnsnight #haggis #neepsandtatties #haggisneapsandtatties #scottishandproud #scotland #scottish #scot #robbieburns #poet #alloway #ayrshire #celtic #clanross #tartan #kilt #rossshire #ross

PRINCE PAOLO's 2016 CHRISTMAS SPEECH.
"The Ideal Christmas Includes Three Wanks a Day".
(**Editorial advisory: contains appallingly bad jokes and foul language**).
My dearest subjects,
I would like to wish a very Merry Christmas to all of you πŸŽ‰πŸ’™πŸΎβ™₯️✌🏼️.
I'd also like to send seasons greeting to all my haters. My ego could not have swelled to the size of Donald Trump's if it wasn't for your constant trolling and commenting on everything I do on Facebook πŸ’˜. Now I hope all my subjects guzzle yourselves into oblivion today. You deserve it because you've had to put up with a lot this crazy year! 2016's shocks have turned my pubes grey and shrunk my appendage so much that I have to use small sized condoms when playing with my harem.
Well let us not dwell on politics, celebrity deaths, pussy-grabbing orange baboons, or other depressing tittle tattle, instead let's talk about getting yer leg over and pouring gallons of booze down your throats. Tally Ho, I say! 🍻🍷🍸🍹🍾🍺. Soooooo...this year your Prince decided to go back in time and deliver a message in keeping with "traditional values". I thought long and hard my dear subjects and my port-soaked brain decided to rehash the famous 12 Days of Christmas song: "On the only day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Twelve Trumps a-Lying.

Eleven Penises a-Pumping.

Ten Lords Rogering Rent Boys.

Nine Ladies Flashing.

Eight Men a Cum-Milking.

Seven Swans a-Shagging.

Six Big Cocks.

Five Gold Mines.

Four Call Girls.

Three Fucking Fools.

Two Small Hands Pussy-Grabbing.

One Neil Bennett.

And no more ISIS in a Pear Tree." With that I bid you good afternoon, much love and many depraved outdoor sex acts in 2017 πŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’›πŸ’œβ€οΈ.
Cheers! 🍹🍻🍸🍷🍺.
#PrincePaolo
#MerryFuckingChristmas
#LetsGetTrashed
#HappyChristmas

#christmas #merrychristmas #chrimbo #xmasday #xmas2016 #xmasday2016πŸŽ„ #chrimbo #merrychrimbo #xmasπŸŽ„ #feelingfestive #festive #holidayseason #festiveseason #holidays #turkey #xmasdinner #christmasdinner

Wishing a booze-soaked Christmas full of love and good vibes to all my friends, family and the Facebook mafia. That annual carnival of turkey, booze, Bond and Eastenders has arrived 🍹🍻🍷🍸🍾🍺 It's been a really tough year personally so thank you to everyone who's been there for me in 2016. My love for you is real β™₯️ Today I'll take some time to think about the many people in our world who are less fortunate than me. I know how lucky I am to have the opportunities I do, so when I see my fellow humans suffer through war, terrorism, brutality and prejudice, it's hurtful. I'm so grateful for being free to go wherever I want to go whenever I want. Many don't have that freedom πŸ€”

So here's spreading some Xmas love to ALL our fellow humans in this planet πŸ’š. Apart from that pussy-grabbing orange baboon over the pond of course πŸ™ˆ

Stay tuned later for the annual anal passage of bad jokes that is Prince Paolo's Christmas Speech. Love to everyone β™₯️ #christmasday #xmas2016πŸŽ…πŸ»πŸŽ„β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈ #christmas #merrychristmas #chrimbo #xmasday #xmas2016 #xmasday2016πŸŽ„ #chrimbo #merrychrimbo #xmasπŸŽ„ #feelingfestive #festive #holidayseason #festiveseason #holidays

Breathtakingly beautiful Christmas Eve sunrise over London earlier this morning πŸŒ… #sunrise #sky #ciel #cielo #cΓ©u #london #hackney #islington #debeauvoir #canonbury #xmas #christmas #xmaseve #christmaseve #nofilter

That boy @paulimbusch shaking a leg because he's so pleased to see the #ibizacrew at our reunion β™₯️ #ibiza2016 #reunion #drinks #bethnalgreen #theoldgeorge #pub #beers #xmas #nightout

Being silly while helping my bro @albertpalenshoots have a great birthday party πŸŽ‰ #autumn2016🍁 #bday #birthdayboy #cumpleaΓ±os #parabens #joyeauxanniversaire #nofilter

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