Instagram post by @thebarbiemonologue Stephanie Scagliotti

When you lose your phone since Thursday. 55 text, 11 vm and almost 40k emails?
And I wanted it back why? Time for a vacation, staycation or just run away.
Looking for an assistant. Will pay in whatever currency crypto, dollar, euro, food. Please make this go away before I murder someone or cry. And I never cry.
#dirtythirties #staylost #runaway #notechnology #nophonesallowed #sexdrugsandrocknroll #sexsleepeatrepeat #timeoff #timeout #helpme #helpwanted #hiring #makingofamurderer

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