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Last mango season I caught an illiterate thieving baboon in my mango tree.  So I poked its red rump several times with the fruit picking  stick. Okay, so I  accidently on purpose erroneously mistook his bright red draws copiously displayed above trousers belt for the puffed rump of a female baboon in estrus but no doubt of this sweet toothed creature's sticky intent or its illiteracy as there's a 'NO TRESPASSING' sign posted on the tree.
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With no cares to the risk of facing charges for theft & trespass with a maximum penalty of up to seven years jail term for their fruity crime — This season, brazen devil's infidels found it profitable to plunder my MANGO tree, stealing the ripe mangos and leaving green & turned mangoes strewn on the ground😠😡
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 My anger mounts being my fruit crops are my income but whilst my current thoughts run along lines of extra measures...🤔... Such as a semblance of a 50mm machine gun that pelts saltpetre ... I'll console my flagging spirit by making a spot of SPICY MANGO CHUTNEY.
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