Instagram post by @craig.gleason Craig Gleason ๐Ÿ”ช

So me and @_bridget.lang_ are in the process of moving. We walked into our old place to find an intruder trying to flee the scene of the crime.


  • 34w ago juliomartinalonso juliomartinalonso


  • 34w ago juliomartinalonso juliomartinalonso

    This is a sign to become... Birdman!!!

  • 34w ago kinkster420 kinkster420

    Early bird gets the Perm, that lil' Moffucka needs Jesus

  • 34w ago craig.gleason craig.gleason

    @skinztime it almost did.

  • 34w ago coorsjunky coorsjunky

    haha the end where it ran up the stairs reminded me of that movie signs

  • 34w ago crybabycanto crybabycanto

    LOL. When you couldn't find the bird I had slight anxiety it would pop out like a jump scare movie! and then we see it shoot out of the room ! kinda reminded me of Jurassic park ๐Ÿ™ƒ

  • 34w ago rayray_mccraycray rayray_mccraycray


  • 34w ago nickpeecar nickpeecar


  • 34w ago talamo666 talamo666

    funny birb

  • 34w ago 0_wynx 0_wynx

    Lmaooo funniest shit Iโ€™ve seen in a while

  • 34w ago untitled_crap untitled_crap

    Poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ thereโ€™s poop everywhere!

  • 34w ago untitled_crap untitled_crap

    Poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ thereโ€™s poop everywhere!

  • 34w ago muzak_mitch muzak_mitch

    All I could think of when you said you couldnโ€™t find the bird was โ€œI found the bird... ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ jk. Good thing theyโ€™re just tearing the place down and not renting it again or else youโ€™d probably have to pay for โ€œdamagesโ€. Theyโ€™ll probably make you pay anyways... scumbags.

  • 34w ago hayleybob14 hayleybob14

    IM CRYING Bridget freaking out is so cute and funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @_bridget.lang_

  • 34w ago miggstheloser miggstheloser

    tried to steal some art

  • 34w ago badfaithnomination badfaithnomination

    Crossing my fingers for a bird Bad Guy now ๐Ÿคž

  • 34w ago thatsparkle5 thatsparkle5

    Iโ€™m so glad you guys saved it ! ๐Ÿ’•

  • 34w ago orrisdennis orrisdennis

    ๐Ÿฆ…...fuck yo house! ๐Ÿ˜†

  • 34w ago fuzzrocious fuzzrocious

    So much poop. Gonna die. Bird flu. RIP.

  • 34w ago dollyspoppinmollys_ dollyspoppinmollys_

    Come on Bird๐Ÿฆlol๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

  • 34w ago whatchamacarcass whatchamacarcass

    @circadian_rhythmatist I was going to say the same thing! I think itโ€™s a California thrasher because of that beak.

  • 34w ago handslikeasurgeon handslikeasurgeon

    i went from howling to crying at this, bahahahah

  • 34w ago queentooth queentooth

    โ€œItโ€™s a bird!โ€ โ€œI know itโ€™s a bird. Iโ€™m on the phone!โ€ โ€œIt walked on my pillow!โ€

  • 34w ago arnold_a_v arnold_a_v

    I like how guys have a duster but nothing has been dusted

  • 34w ago wfismer wfismer


  • 34w ago project_blue_book_ project_blue_book_

    draw him.

  • 34w ago blacknallillustration blacknallillustration

    Dude he needs adding to the Bad Guys Club - give him a little loot bag and some smashed up plant pots

  • 34w ago shelbymonster shelbymonster

    โ€œIs it bad!?โ€ โ€œWell itโ€™s just...itโ€™s in the basementโ€ I canโ€™t stop laughing

  • 34w ago craig.gleason craig.gleason

    The old house sucked for dust. Itโ€™d be dusty like 24 hours after dusting. So we quit!

  • 34w ago simonjcr simonjcr

    This was pretty cool, but have you tried hummus?

  • 34w ago simonjcr simonjcr

    @simonjcr @craig.gleason

  • 34w ago yourlocalartdealer yourlocalartdealer

    This is so pure.

  • 34w ago yourlocalartdealer yourlocalartdealer

    And yes, I agree, make him apart of the bad guys club!!!๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ•บ

  • 34w ago galacticconsciousness galacticconsciousness

    I feel bad for everyone involved, including the bird. Haha, ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • 34w ago orromulo orromulo


  • 33w ago sockandroide sockandroide

    You handled it well.

  • 33w ago pistachioos pistachioos

    Name it Birdget

  • 31w ago brokenjamjar brokenjamjar

    I've lived in my house for 9 years and this happened so many times I lost count lol it's so loud

  • 23w ago ginevra.gin ginevra.gin

    What a fucking mess ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • 6w ago sadeebear sadeebear ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ 


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