Instagram post by @daweeazil stevetheweazil ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Today on my drive to work I was smoking a joint like usual ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿ’จ. I was listening to ๐ŸŽถ I feel good ๐ŸŽถ by James Brown and I was feeling pretty good ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ. The traffic light turned green but cars ahead of me was moving real slow. As I made my left turn, I looked up, noticed the light just turned yellow, looked at my rear view mirror, and noticed a suv behind me... ๐Ÿ˜… Phew its not the cops. ๐Ÿ™‚ Even if it was the light just turned yellow when I made my turn ๐Ÿ‘.... ๐Ÿ”ˆWhoop whoop I look at the rear View mirror again and this time it's the boys!! ๐Ÿš” with the lights on ๐Ÿšจ (๐Ÿค” Hmm wonder why they didn't pull over the suv behind me). I quickly put out the joint, and put it in my pants ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ‘– (penis area),ย ๐Ÿ˜ง but I still have an ounce in the arm rest I was gonna donate ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜ to a Friend at work but It's too late to do anything ๐Ÿ˜•
๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎTwo cops (๐Ÿท๐Ÿท) come over and one๐Ÿท ask me for my license and registration while the other ๐Ÿท stood outside the passenger side of the carย pointing a flashlight at me around 8:00am ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŒžโ“I said ๐Ÿ˜‡ "Sure officer but can u tell me why you pulled me over?" He ignored my question and replied with a question ๐Ÿท "Do you have marijuana in the car?" I said ๐Ÿ˜ "Marijuana? No officer.." He saidย ๐Ÿท "Are you sure cause I smell a heavy odor of marijuana in your car. I can call the dog" ๐Ÿฉ. I stuck to my guns and said ๐Ÿ˜‡ " No I don't have any weed." ๐Ÿ˜ฏ So now I'm getting nervous ๐Ÿ˜ฏ. I know they gonna find it ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿฉ so I called out to them before they call for the dog. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ "Officer! I do have weed." Then i pulled it out the arm rest and he shouted ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿท "Put it on the dashboard!!" Then he ask if I had anything else like guns ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ and I said ๐Ÿ˜ "No just a knife ๐Ÿ”ช." He shouted ๐Ÿท "Get out the car!!" And then checked me while the other ๐Ÿท checked my car.. Then all of a sudden they got another call and one of the ๐Ÿทs said ๐Ÿท "It's your lucky day." He handed me back my license and registration card then they took off...... ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Cool right?
I get in my car and I thank the universe first ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ but then I look on the dashboard ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿšซโ›ฝ the arm rest ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿšซโ›ฝ everywhere!!!! no ounce ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿƒthey stole my ounce! ๐Ÿ˜ That one cop did look like a creep ๐Ÿ˜.. ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ

69 Comments

  • 18w ago daweeazil daweeazil

    @teegaye ๐Ÿ˜ crazy.... They probably real high right now ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ

  • 18w ago daweeazil daweeazil

    @girlsweedsex ๐Ÿ˜ yeah true... They made out though ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ

  • 18w ago sylviamendesdasilva sylviamendesdasilva

    Fucking insane! For sure dem mudafuckas stopped you cause your black, fucking racists! Bway, ova there thing are ruff... not right at all!

  • 18w ago daweeazil daweeazil

    @sylviamendesdasilva yup!! ๐Ÿ˜ that's why the SUV behind me didn't get pulled over.. ... They high right now I bet ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ

  • 18w ago snoeesgram snoeesgram

    Omg no fucking way omg fucking pigs man

  • 18w ago pverdolini pverdolini

    Wankers. U checked the floor ๐Ÿ˜‚ cus u do enjoy the stonedness was wank tho. ๐Ÿ™ˆ

  • 18w ago daweeazil daweeazil

    #positivevibesonly #puffpuffpass #topshelflife #highlife #stayhigh #iwillmarrymary #growyourown #smokeyourown #headstash #instaweed #smokeanddrive #parkandspark #fueledbythc #weshouldsmoke #stoner #onelove #HighLivesMatter #cannabisenthusiast #potporn #massroots #halfbaked #mariimhome #cannabis #marijuana #wakeandbake #cheechandchong
    Sending everybody lots of THC infused positive vibes ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโœ‰๐Ÿ“ญ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ›ซ

  • 18w ago daweeazil daweeazil

    @snoeesgram SMH ๐Ÿ˜ in case they have ig.. I want them to know they took medication from a patient ๐Ÿ˜

  • 18w ago daweeazil daweeazil

    @pverdolini checked everywhere ๐Ÿ˜... They got it ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ

  • 18w ago dplays6467 dplays6467

    I Don't eat pork & i hate cops they 'll get u real fast

  • 18w ago teegaye teegaye

    @daweeazil For suuurree they are. I'm still saying Wooooww!!! That's some crazy shit.

  • 18w ago kuhweenz_luv2 kuhweenz_luv2

    @daweeazil that was still a good day

  • 18w ago snoeesgram snoeesgram

    @daweeazil u know I sign every petition etc.. I'm in ky our senator has sent bill to pass medical recreational etc the only ppl who had something to say were police lieutenants saying they do not wana be involved in a society who use drugs .. Omg not pills please ugh herb man healing herb my mom died of cancer she sure coulda used some herb etc.. I'm on meds get hate them hope it passes here, and of any one gets it confused 5.0 would loose out on that jail , prison money .. etc im so glad u were spared today ..

  • 18w ago chefreddyperez_912 chefreddyperez_912

    Looks like Springvalley Police

  • 18w ago aleciacorderdawn aleciacorderdawn

    ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿค˜

  • 18w ago collinsjenna1 collinsjenna1

    They stole my ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒto when I was arrested and there was nothing on the report bout an oz of๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒand it just disappeared dirty bastards

  • 17w ago plaga_productions plaga_productions

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  • 17w ago highenoughtofunction highenoughtofunction

    Omg! I missed this??? You're back!!! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ That pic is awesome ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ You kill me!

  • 17w ago ccjungleboy ccjungleboy

    fresh

  • 17w ago theweedcomedyclub theweedcomedyclub

    Happy 4:20 when it hits ๐Ÿƒ

  • 17w ago daweeazil daweeazil

    @dplays6467 word!! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฏ

  • 17w ago koekoe1984 koekoe1984

    How do you make your memes tho๐Ÿ˜ฉ

  • 16w ago tinatoker_ tinatoker_

    Those bastards!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

  • 16w ago djkurupt djkurupt

    ๐Ÿ’™

  • 15w ago ceciliaaaa ceciliaaaa

    ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ

  • 15w ago loconico1129 loconico1129

    Your stories are intriguing bro! But on a serious note FUCK DEM COPS! At least you didnโ€™t catch a bullet or jail time though.

  • 15w ago winchester39 winchester39

    Lastruerican in da house my brotha๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

  • 12w ago cannamedicine cannamedicine

    ๐Ÿ’ฏ

  • 11w ago vane_vasquz vane_vasquz

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • 11w ago royal_empress7 royal_empress7

    Whew I was getting nervous for you Hun but the popo ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿท๐Ÿทdone jacked you. That's messed up. Maybe you can file a stolen property report. Lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • 10w ago my_beautiful_struggle my_beautiful_struggle

    Too bad it wasn't laced๐Ÿ˜ข!! The bacon ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅ“be dirty like that tho!!smh but like someone else said still a good day! Lmao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

  • 9w ago perpetually_high perpetually_high

    Your stories are so oncredible and always have me crackin up. That shit is whack tho fr ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  • 8w ago watch_n_dab watch_n_dab

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • 7w ago jillybeanlo420 jillybeanlo420

    I love this!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • 6w ago b_scorpioqueen b_scorpioqueen

    LMMFAO ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • 4w ago nowrhymes nowrhymes

    DAAAAAAMN ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • 3w ago mary___mary mary___mary

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • 1w ago mami_loves_maryjane mami_loves_maryjane

    Fuckin ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • 6d ago getlitgetfit.nm getlitgetfit.nm

    How did I miss this?!?! โค

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