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Today on my drive to work I was smoking a joint like usual ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿ’จ. I was listening to ๐ŸŽถ I feel good ๐ŸŽถ by James Brown and I was feeling pretty good ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ. The traffic light turned green but cars ahead of me was moving real slow. As I made my left turn, I looked up, noticed the light just turned yellow, looked at my rear view mirror, and noticed a suv behind me... ๐Ÿ˜… Phew its not the cops. ๐Ÿ™‚ Even if it was the light just turned yellow when I made my turn ๐Ÿ‘.... ๐Ÿ”ˆWhoop whoop I look at the rear View mirror again and this time it's the boys!! ๐Ÿš” with the lights on ๐Ÿšจ (๐Ÿค” Hmm wonder why they didn't pull over the suv behind me). I quickly put out the joint, and put it in my pants ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ‘– (penis area),ย ๐Ÿ˜ง but I still have an ounce in the arm rest I was gonna donate ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜ to a Friend at work but It's too late to do anything ๐Ÿ˜•
๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎTwo cops (๐Ÿท๐Ÿท) come over and one๐Ÿท ask me for my license and registration while the other ๐Ÿท stood outside the passenger side of the carย pointing a flashlight at me around 8:00am ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŒžโ“I said ๐Ÿ˜‡ "Sure officer but can u tell me why you pulled me over?" He ignored my question and replied with a question ๐Ÿท "Do you have marijuana in the car?" I said ๐Ÿ˜ "Marijuana? No officer.." He saidย ๐Ÿท "Are you sure cause I smell a heavy odor of marijuana in your car. I can call the dog" ๐Ÿฉ. I stuck to my guns and said ๐Ÿ˜‡ " No I don't have any weed." ๐Ÿ˜ฏ So now I'm getting nervous ๐Ÿ˜ฏ. I know they gonna find it ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿฉ so I called out to them before they call for the dog. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ "Officer! I do have weed." Then i pulled it out the arm rest and he shouted ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿท "Put it on the dashboard!!" Then he ask if I had anything else like guns ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ and I said ๐Ÿ˜ "No just a knife ๐Ÿ”ช." He shouted ๐Ÿท "Get out the car!!" And then checked me while the other ๐Ÿท checked my car.. Then all of a sudden they got another call and one of the ๐Ÿทs said ๐Ÿท "It's your lucky day." He handed me back my license and registration card then they took off...... ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Cool right?
I get in my car and I thank the universe first ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ but then I look on the dashboard ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿšซโ›ฝ the arm rest ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿšซโ›ฝ everywhere!!!! no ounce ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿƒthey stole my ounce! ๐Ÿ˜ That one cop did look like a creep ๐Ÿ˜.. ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ

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