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Yesterday I hung out with a female stoner friend of mine SarahπŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ˜½πŸ’¨πŸ’¨ We got lit πŸ˜πŸ’¨πŸ’¨ πŸ˜ΊπŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨ while listening to
Shook Ones by MobbDeep blasting in her parked car 🚘🎢. Two blunts already in the air and I'm admiring the next one πŸš¬πŸ‘€. A Backwoods blunt I designed very nicely, packed with grape ape πŸ‡πŸ΅, and now it's time to spark it up 😁. So I go in my pockets to pull out my lighter (A RAW Clipper lighter I bought because everyone I know buys Bic) but i can't find it. 😐 Oh wait. Sarah sparked the last blunt I suddenly remembered.
😊 "Yo let me get MY lighter so I can spark this beauty" I said to Sarah and she responded. 😾 "Nah uh! I dont have YOUR lighter. I have MY lighter that I sparked MY blunt with." 😐 What. Did she just say her blunt I thought to myself. I'll address that later because it's too much at once right now πŸ™‰. I'm focused on MY lighter so I double check all four of my pockets, the floor, back seat, and Sarah finally says 😾 "You know it's not in da back seat. Look you can use my lighter. Just make sure you give it Back." So she hands me her lighter with an open palm and right away I noticed its not a Bic πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ its a Clipper! like the one I lost last week! 😐 "Sarah.. Since when you started buying Clipper lighters? This looks like my Cheech and Chong Clipper lighter I lost last week" I hinted and Sarah gave me the screw face while gripping the lighter. 😾 "Look. You said Clippers are good lighters so I bought one." 😐 Hm. Very suspect I thought while giving her that are you sure look like Arnold from Different Strokes. 😏 "The SAME lighter though Sarah?" I asked in disbelief. Sarah went in her purse, pulled out a piece of paper, and handed it to me. πŸ“„πŸ‘€ "what's this?" I asked knowing damn well it was a reciept and It read πŸ“„πŸ‘€ "Clipper $1.00 July 1, 2017." 😾😐.... 😾😁. #sparkone #memyselfandi #puffpuffpass #topshelflife #highlife #stayhigh #iwillmarrymary #growyourown #smokeyourown #headstash #instaweed #smokeanddrive #parkandspark #fueledbythc #weshouldsmoke #stoner #onelove #HighLivesMatter #marijuanaenthusiast #cannabisenthusiast #potporn #massroots #weedΒ #halfbaked #mariimhome #cannabis #marijuana #wakeandbake #cheechandchong

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