Instagram post by @brando_jesserino Jesse Brand

Ohhhh Admiral... why couldn't you stay just like this, forever!? Now you're a 165 pound pain in my ass, who steals my flip flops, eats my sofa, chews on my guitars, and thinks I'm your own personal Jungle Jim. Why do you do these things?? Because you're a spoiled little brat who thinks my world revolves around you... okay, so you 'may' have a point... but you're still a pain in my ass! #DanesOfInstagram #NashvilleGreatDanes #MySongwritingPartner

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