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Dante Orpilla  World's worst Mind-Reader. Bay/LA ; Questions/Hate Mail:

Chicken Scratch & Sniff. #sketchy

Wet Work... studying the pushes and pulls of opposing forces. I'm giving this #watercolor and #ink sketch away to someone you love. Tag your favorite #StarWars fan below and tell me why you think they should have it. I'll pick the best story on Thursday. #watercolor #ink #princessLeia #HanShotFirst #Wet #MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou

FunFact: They say that if you see someone yawn it makes you want to yawn, and while I cannot vouch for the validity of that statement, I CAN confirm that if you swap the word "yawn" with "eating a burrito" ... the claim is 100% accurate. Monday. #faak #scrabbleScribble #burrito #funFacts #MorningRituals #yawn

Sunday School. #watercolor

In progress downtown. #ShutTheFuckUp #BlackAndWhite #MamaBear

Fry. Day. #bleed #watercolor.

A grieving dad designed this tombstone for his paralyzed son. #feels

My brother @painkillers told me you’re not successful until someone bootlegs you. Now, normally I don’t publicly blast folks that present my work as their own, I'd rather privately remind them that it is impossible to find their own path if they follow me down mine. But this fuckboy @misterverona deserves special attention for 2 reasons: 1) I’m not the only one he’s pretending to be. A quick thumb scroll through his feed and I found copies work from, @aartfinesse, @chasen9ne , @biowerkz , and about 10 others styles I recognize but can't name off the top of my head. If you do, tag em. And 2) he's not just trying to sell it, worse, he's put shitty renditions of it permanently on people. Nobody likes a fuckboy. Don't be a fuckboy. #PublicServiceAnnoucement This is a temp post until #misterverona finds Jesus. @sashatattooing @veronateam

I'm a terrible dancer. In fact, My skill set peaked in '07 alongside the smash hit 'Lean Like a Cholo'... so when I find good music, I'll bob my head, but much rather let the pigment do the pop locking. Watching the #watercolor & #ink dance, while waiting for mamas orchids to dry. #sketchbook #wet "Unholy War" by @mrjacobbanks

I used to run around the back of our E. 19th st. Apartment, butt-naked with a plastic bucket on my head. To the woman who believed in my ridiculous dreams, even back then: Happy Mothers Day ❤️... #HadToBlurOutMyWeinerForThePervs #DreamsOfBeingAButtNakedWarrior

Saturday morning cartoons. Yes, I am obviously excited about Ridley Scott's return to #Alien. #scrabblescribble #sketchy

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