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Adriel G. Chiun  Man About London Town for Harper's BAZAAR Singapore #longasscaptions

Blonde Appรฉtit ๐Ÿฝ. There's one thing I love more than eating on fine china. And that's eating on bone china. Actually, come to think of it, I just love eating a good bone ๐Ÿ– . ๐Ÿ“ธ: @tanpakkee

Halo There โœจ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿปโœจ. While highlighting my Cupid's bow on Facetune ๐Ÿ‘„, I curiously asked Siri, "How does someone become a saint?" โ€“ considering how I'm already dead on the inside. She then responded with a quote from a certain ๐Ÿ’– St. Dominique @dominiquereighard of America's Next Top Model, "I wanna make an impact. I want to be like freakin' Mother Theresa, but in a diva kind of way okay". OH, the library is OPEN henny ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“™๐Ÿ“–. ๐Ÿ“ธ: @tanpakkee

In the Pink ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿง๐ŸŽŸ๐ŸŽ€! Inspired by the cover accents on @harpersbazaarsg's latest issue dedicated to the BEST IN BEAUTY ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿปโœจ, I've decided to illustrate a self portrait using the primary colour from my favourite @narsissist blush โ€“ because there will ALWAYS be a way for me to mention the word "ORGASM" on social media.

Hair Tactics ๐ŸŽฅ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ“•. Hey you guys! I'm currently taking a break from filming my @cokezero TVC to talk about my new pop-up colouring audio book "Tressed to Keel ๐Ÿšข: One Fat Boy's Guide to Cruise-Friendly Coiffures" โ€“ don't leave shore without it โš“๏ธ! Oh, and special shout-out to my good friend Elnett for constantly keeping it L'Orรฉal with me. ILYSM boo. Je suis ici because of toi!

Draculard Untold ๐Ÿ‘„โ˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒ™. Today's post is brought to you by the letter D for "Double chin". And the number 3 โ€“ the number of Instagram filters it took to make it go away. 'Cause y'all know that I'm just all about # authenticity on social media amirite guys ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป!?

The Spring in my Stretch ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ‘–. Man, sometimes I wish I could live my life as an image on a Word processor right before it goes to print... The option of stretching my vertically challenged stumps lengthwise to fill the entire page โ€“ without ever suffering from hangovers ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿคข โ€“ is honestly so seductive right now... And OMG, speaking of which! Happy Easter ๐Ÿฐโœจ๐Ÿฅš and Happy Songkran โœจ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญโœจ y'all!!! ๐Ÿ“ธ: @trishnarawr

Boom Chicken Wow Wow ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ—โœจโœจ. Tfw you are on set at the @robertwun studio, enjoying your lunch โ€“ just blissfully oblivious to your running makeup โ€“ and your impertinent long-suffering runner/boom operator decides to throw you beaucoup shade โ˜‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ถ๐Ÿ“˜. BISH! I. AM. SHOOK!

Sunday Breast โœจ๐Ÿ‘™โœŒ๐Ÿป. There's nothing quite like going to Hollywood ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽฅ๐ŸŽž๐ŸŽฌ in spring. But why bother jostling through airport security just to brave another eleven hour plane ride โœˆ๏ธ; when you can escape to the City of Angels in the comforts of a royal park and all its glorious, British BEAR-chested, trappings ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ!? Ah, Sundays just as Hall & Oates intended ๐Ÿ‘…...

Tank Heavens โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘™๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ๐Ÿน! I remember a time when geography and genetics collided and I looked like I truly belonged somewhere โ€“ a time when all I ate were fistfuls of spam musubi (thanks @justinmgong), and all I drank were piรฑa coladas.. I also remember a time when I wore as little as humanly possible and got accused for incest (read: true story ๐Ÿค—). It was the best of times, it was the worst of times โ€“ it was Hawai'i 2014 โœจ. Nevertheless, Hawai'i aloha wau iฤ 'oe ๐Ÿ’–! Oh how much I've missed you! I cannot wait for summer 2017!! ๐Ÿ“ธ: @shoosparkles

Hanami, Myself and I ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿผ. What's in a name? Would a cherry blossom by any other name still smell as sweet ๐Ÿฌ? Mmm, I sure think so. Especially when I am still the same beautiful person both inside and after Facetune. ๐Ÿ“ธ: @geraldtan

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom ๐ŸŒธโœจ๐ŸŒธ. Oh the idiosyncrasies of north London โ˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง continue to amaze and surprise! With its peeling murals, and cherry blossom trees โ€“ just for a fleeting moment โ€“ one could easily think that they're suddenly in Tokyo's hipster Mecca of Omotesandล โœจ! Until the familiar comforting sound of Received Pronunciation ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ and crying babies ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ bring you right back to home ๐Ÿ’–โœจ.

Sonic Bloom ๐Ÿ”ฎโšก๏ธ๐ŸŒธ. And just like that it's April. And from the looks of today's post, it seems like spring is in full swing! Well, that or my pollen allergies are acting up again. OMG! Wait! Wouldn't Auntie Histamine make just the cutest contestant on @rupaulsdragrace!? Or maybe Ben Adryl? OMG. Or Ben Adriel? Anyway, Happy April Fools you guys! OMG! What about a queen called April Fools? Urghk ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ซ. Somebody save me. ๐Ÿ“ธ: @darrengabrielleow

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