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Adriel G. Chiun  πŸ“Ί Broadcaster πŸ•ΊπŸ» Man About London Town for Harper's BAZAAR Singapore πŸ‘‡πŸ» NOW STREAMING AT:

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Good Will Punting 🚣🏻. Ahhhh, Cambridge – the quaint little πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ English town of fit boatmen and failed academic ambitions. Here, my genius-level IQ πŸŽ“ is once again foiled by strapping men and their long oars...and my stepmother's inability to take a proper picture of me!! She had only ONE JOB GUYS – MAKE SURE I AM IN THE CENTER AND CROP OUT MY DAD BUT NOT THE GONDOLIER!! And this was the only good shot. URGHK πŸΌπŸ”«. πŸ“Έ: The Camilla Parker-Bowles to my William

Highland Hangover β›°πŸΌπŸ”«. Spent the first day of the last of my twenty-somethings πŸŽ‚ with four elderlies in search of Nessie... But seriously, they don't have to look far for a monster – I'm right here 😱. πŸ“Έ: The Fathership

Graduation Gay βœ¨πŸŽ“πŸΌπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§. During my formative years, growing up as a single child in a broken home is hard. While the relationship I have with my father has become much tighter since my move to the English capital, I still feel more connected to the honorary mothers in my life. I love my father, with all my heart, but I genuinely would not be where I am today if not for these women, along with a man, of whom I have readily adopted as maternal figureheads. They've all left an indelible impression on me, and have become moral matriarchs to me. They've opened up their homes, their dining tables and their hearts to me. They've all indulged in me and lavished me with so much love and unwarranted faith that I clearly don't deserve. So during what is my possibly my proudest moment, I write this caption – having successfully graduated from Central Saint Martins – with even greater pride. This is a love letter to all of you. Thank you for shaping my life. πŸ‘πŸ» And now back to my regular tone – OMG does my graduation suit make me look like a disgraced BBC weather presenter or what guys β˜”οΈ!??

Speaking in Tongue πŸ‘…πŸ’–. My ears have just survived 48 grueling hours of hell with a raving bitch in Paris πŸΌπŸ”«πŸ‡«πŸ‡·. So to commemorate that, here's a picture of a happier one giving me a tongue lashing of a different kind. πŸ“Έ: @darrengabrielleow

Bright and Wrong β˜€οΈπŸ˜πŸ¦. "Your face has to be sexy. Your eyes cannot look like it's dead ok. Even though there is sunlight (in my eyes). Look at me, it's painful, but I can still pose". NOT. Oh, the things I say in front of the πŸŽ₯ camera for Top Model πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ. Find out other incriminating things I say in front of the πŸŽ₯ camera by watching my graduation @FCCSM documentary "Chinese Whispersγ€Šε§ε¦Ήζƒ…ζ·±γ€‹: A Gaysian's Search for His Sisters in London" – about the people I love πŸΌπŸ’–πŸ‘§πŸ»πŸ‘§πŸ»πŸ‘§πŸ», and discover how I am not posing up to my real potential! ✨LINK IN BIO ✨. πŸ“Έ: @darrengabrielleow

Doing the Loca-motion πŸš…πŸŒ­πŸΌ. Have you seen another person so πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆHAPPYπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ to be presented with the prospect of consuming a white sausage πŸ’πŸ»? Me neither. Also @Virgin please put me on your campaign πŸ™πŸ». I look very good in a shallow depth of field – because I am just as shallow. πŸ“Έ: @darrengabrielleow

Stand Buy Me πŸ›πŸΌπŸ›. There's nothing like forging lifelong friendship through flagrant consumerism! Thank you @darrengabrielleow and @jooyceooi for buying my friendship πŸ’–! With friends like these, everyone'll need enemies! πŸ“Έ: @darrengabrielleow

Based on a True StoryπŸΉπŸπŸ“πŸ‰β˜‚οΈπŸΌ. Everything I have done in my life has led up to this moment. While this picture was being taken, a passerby in a Panama hat yelled affectionately, "Chiquita Banana, Chiquita Banana!" And right there and then, I knew...he was the one. SΓ­ sΓ­ sΓ­ sΓ­! πŸ“Έ: @araxiieboyadjian

Rainy Days and Mondays πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§β˜”οΈπŸΌ. It is officially Day 5 of the meteorological summer here in the UK. And it's been raining every. single. day. Today, while on my way home from CSM, a young girl flashed me the brightest smile after I had two massive cheese and onion toasties πŸ§€πŸžπŸ‘…. What do these three things have to do with one another, you ask? I don't know. But here's a picture me looking statuesque af πŸ•Ά for your visual consumption. You are welcome. πŸ“Έ: @tanpakkee

Blonde AppΓ©tit 🍽. There's one thing I love more than eating on fine china. And that's eating on bone china. Actually, come to think of it, I just love eating a good bone πŸ– . πŸ“Έ: @tanpakkee

Halo There βœ¨πŸ™πŸ»βœ¨. While highlighting my Cupid's bow on Facetune πŸ‘„, I curiously asked Siri, "How does someone become a saint?" – considering how I'm already dead on the inside. She then responded with a quote from a certain πŸ’– St. Dominique @dominiquereighard of America's Next Top Model, "I wanna make an impact. I want to be like freakin' Mother Theresa, but in a diva kind of way okay". OH, the library is OPEN henny πŸ˜ŽπŸ“šπŸ“•πŸ“—πŸ“˜πŸ“™πŸ“–. πŸ“Έ: @tanpakkee

In the Pink πŸ’–πŸ‘…πŸŒΈπŸ§πŸŽŸπŸŽ€! Inspired by the cover accents on @harpersbazaarsg's latest issue dedicated to the BEST IN BEAUTY πŸ’„πŸ’…πŸ»βœ¨, I've decided to illustrate a self portrait using the primary colour from my favourite @narsissist blush – because there will ALWAYS be a way for me to mention the word "ORGASM" on social media.

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