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Adriel G. Chiun  Man About London Town for Harper's BAZAAR Singapore #longasscaptions

The Long and Short of It ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿผ. What do architects and the HBICs of Harper's BIZZARE have in common? Well, they all believe in design and appreciate solid erections ๐ŸŒ‡๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒƒ. And in honour of their third sister @tanpakkee marooned in the sweltering tropics โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒบ, the BIZZARE sisters decided to put on their favourite ๐Ÿ’Ž winter โ„๏ธ coats for the @marykatrantzou show!!

Leather Weather ๐Ÿ‘˜๐Ÿผโ„๏ธ. Somewhere in west London, a panda is masquerading as a human journalist for a certain high fashion glossy - in a stolen vintage jacket. The look he is going for: 90s Marvel mutant-chic at the front row โœจ. But unfortunately, he's more mistake than Mystique. Check out his misadventures at @harpersbazaarsg!!

Oh, I Thought You Said Fashion Wig ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ!! The blinding light that is London Fashion Week ๐Ÿ‚/โ„๏ธ 2017 is upon us โœจ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง! Keep up with my antics on @harpersbazaarsg ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿป, as @geraldtan and I devour all the style and sugar this English capital has to offer ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป! First stop: M&M's World ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŒ. ๐Ÿ“ธ: @justinmgong ๐Ÿ’ก: @carolineseong

Cherry Blossom...Girl ๐ŸŒธ? New Year, new me guys! I've cut my hair ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿป!! But is this the ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ‰ Asian James Corden or really just a portrait of a starving human ๐Ÿผ panda, with a deceiving side-parted chignon ๐Ÿฅ, at a charity ๐Ÿš luncheon ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ? Now, Chinese people from far and wide may be celebrating the Year of the ๐Ÿ” Rooster only today, but it started for me when I first moved to โœจ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งโœจ London. And tbph, I haven't stopped celebrating since ๐Ÿพ! So may the New Year continue to bring us more prosperity and PLEASURE from its namesake...or just chicken katsu ๐Ÿ›. Oh, what I'd give to be at Wasabi right now ๐Ÿ’ญ... Anyway, Happy New Year ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ! ๆ–ฐๅนดๅฟซไน ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ! ๅ’Œๆฐ”ๅ‰็ฅฅๅ…จๅฎถไน๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ!!

Whispers from the East ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒพ. Far away and just as long ago, on a frigid winter's night in the โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง English capital, a lone panda wanders off into the deep shadows of east London... And so begins his quest to retrieve a lost treasure at the DHL depot in Wapping. Little does he know that his path would be paved with danger lurking in every abandoned playground and dim alley way... "Come hell or high water, or Shadwell, I will be united with it," he whispers to himself as his perfectly manicured ombrรฉ brows furrow ๐Ÿ˜ซ and his lips purse ๐Ÿ‘„... So determined to put even his own mortality at risk, he had told all his well-wishers that divorce papers awaited him; when it was for the promise of liberation of a different kind... The panda finally arrives at the damned Deutsche parcel prison with only the clerk at the collection window standing in his way now... โšก๏ธSHIIIIING!โšก๏ธAnd in a flick of his wrist the panda delivers a lethal electronic signature โœ๐Ÿป and flees for his bamboo forest with his ๐Ÿ’Ž treasure @harpersbazaarsg in hand - โœจTRIUMPHANTโœจ! For something that he had to pay ๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ฐ ยฃ81 for, and would otherwise get for free, the panda has journeyed to hell and back. But what other ๐Ÿ’€ perils lie in store for this corpulent individual next ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ? To be continued...

Past and Present Perfect (Partie Deux) โœŒ๐Ÿปโœจ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿผโœจ. "I have lived a thousand lives, and I have loved a thousand loves..." once wrote George R. R. Martin. My strange affinity with London defies the laws of physics, and transcends time and space.. In every lifetime I am plucked from relative obscurity, in my native Asia, and transported to the land of English heartthrobs and heartbreaks ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง. One thing that also remains unchanged, since my past life as THE star attraction of @london_zoo during the Fifties, is my love for food. I mean, who needs a man when you now have the luxury of pre-packaged carbs in the digital age amirite guys ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ? ๐Ÿ“ธ: @_alexkessler

Some Like it Haute ๐Ÿน. "No flutes ๐Ÿฅ‚ on the โ›ท๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ” slopes monsieur!" Good thing my bartender got me a back up with this update to an old classic. Behold the BAZAAR @harpersbazaarsg Haute Shot โœจ2.0โœจ - all the earthy goodness of candied Grand Marnier fruits and the health benefits of Krug champagne, in a convenient to-go bottle ๐Ÿผ ! Just the perfect NYE hangover remedy I needed ๐Ÿ˜Ž.. And in time for an ๐Ÿ’ฅEPIC๐Ÿ’ฅ aprรจs-ski kiki! So the joke's on you snow patrol (not the band) โœŒ๐Ÿป!! HAPPY 2017 GUYS!! Frosty โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Giant Panda ๐Ÿผ kisses to all, and to all a good bite ๐Ÿ”! x

From Bed to Worse ๐Ÿชโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ป. Woke up on the last day of 2016 feeling c-c-cold (it's -5ยฐC โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ guys) but EXCEPTIONALLY productive ๐Ÿ–‹...until the butler asked me what I'd like for breakfast. And then it's pretty much downhill from there.. Ten down. Six thousand nine hundred and ninety words to go. OMG. You know what would go well with truffled popcorn!? Netflix! Urghk. Wish me luck guys ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ.

Where the Wild Things Aren't ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ‘น๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ‘น๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’บ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป. With the new year just two sleeps away, the annual festivities are now moving to St. Moritz ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ทโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ. But these little monsters just refuse to get off the tree! โ˜๐ŸปAlright, you two. Look, I don't want to have to lug you guys around too OK, but one of you has my dissertation - well, the title of my dissertation. So, let's go already! The plane's waiting ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ!

All is Calm, All is White ๐Ÿฉ (Partie Trois). Here's the closest I'll get to a White Christmas in Paris ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท. You know, the disadvantages of living so close to the @hermes flagship in the French capital is that you become negligent with your beauty regiment because of proximity. I've never actually once styled my hair in Paris; unlike this shot - of my resplendent locks, during better days, back in the iconic boutique of my lovely island home ๐ŸŠโ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒบ. Hopefully I'll bother to scrub up for New Year's Eve on the Swiss Alps โ›ท๐ŸŽฟ๐Ÿ”... Oh, who am I kidding. No I won't. Joyeux Noรซl and Happy Christmas everybody ๐ŸŽ„! Giant Panda ๐Ÿผ kisses ๐Ÿ’‹! ๐Ÿ“ธ: @darrengabriell.

State of Heads ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป. Looking for a missing headless panda ๐Ÿผ. If found please call the Met at 999 โ˜Ž๏ธ. OK like, who even wears a white @tomford turtle neck for a passport photo and then DEMANDS a Tatler cover photographer to shoot him in "high society lighting" ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป? Oh right. This bitch - me, she, her, he, him ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ! ๐Ÿ“ธ: @darrengabriell.

Mayhem in the Mediterranean โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘„. It is Pamela Man-Derson's first day as a lifeguard on the sunny island of Ibiza and she's on bitch patrol ๐Ÿšค! โš ๏ธ ATTENTION ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿป SWIMMERS โš ๏ธ. You are in safe hands this HALLOWEEN ๐ŸŽƒ 2016. During the event of an emergency, please note that her chest also doubles up as detachable buoyancy ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆdevices! So just grab on tight! OK, maybe not THAT tight ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป.