oneelijahkelley oneelijahkelley

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Elijah Kelley  Just a kid from the bottom striving to do what's never been done before. #BeGreat

Before I saw your face, I heard your heart. Thank you, my beautiful song. Happy Mother's Day.

Life is the stairway. The direction is your choice. #BeGreat

Me telling another crazy story about my journeys in the wild. Long story short, I was in a humans ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ vs animals ๐Ÿ…basketball league. And we were playing the The wildcats. Bro, some real, for real....wild ass big faced ass kittens๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฏ. This one cat on the sideline, was talking so much trash, Hissin all in ya boy face...(first of all you're on the sideline....def means he's kitty litter...right? Right) so I call him a ๐Ÿฑ....sorry mom. Bruh was MEOW mad. I MEAN Mufasa fighting Scar mad๐Ÿ†! You hear me? So he comes out on the court....I grab the rock. 10 points back to back, mind you, "we're in the jungle' so the lil monkeys are clowning him. OMG OMG I can't watch. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€. We're only going to 15. He mad. I didn't even change clothes, and I had some Stacy Adams church shoes on ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ‘ž....his girl comes out, she ain't looking at NOBODY she's embarrassed cuz she knows, at this point, #heneedsomemilk๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿถ. All cats do actually. But anyway. I drop 4 more points, he's LIVID now. He spits a hairball.....IN MY FACE....I called 3 pitbulls I knew. Had to let him know I wasn't a punk. He looks me dead in my knees, and with a wolverine like swipe from the Bowels of hell: rips through my trousers like a mighty gust of wind. He starts laughing.....I say, if my other jeans can survive a shark attack...so can these, and I picked him up and threw him in a sharktank for messing up my good Sunday pants. #kittyChow #Kneevage ๐Ÿ“ธ @7scopemax

If my jeans survived a shark attack....so can yours! #anythingispossible #striveforgreatness #ThighMeatOnFleek shot out to my shooter @kodaklens

I think I'm at the wrong family reunion....cousin Zac....dat u? ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿผ#BROchella #SunkenPlaceFestival #TBT @kodaklens

Fair is Will. #KeepLookingUp ๐Ÿ“ธ @kodaklens #tbt

๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ#SmurfParty ๐Ÿ–ฒ #BadAndBluejie

@kevinhart4real: ARE YOU REALLY GONNA LET HIM HAVE HIS CHEST HAIRS OUT THIS CLOSE TO THE TOFU!?!?? #HappyBdayLenny #NotTheTofu @kodaklens

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