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NuRseAgoNy  πŸ’ŠMemes created with organic nursing sauce directly from the trenches of healthcare! Follow along to laugh about the love/hate relationship of nursing!

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Round 1: In the red corner we have the homeless ETOH'r, Bruising Brutus! In the blue corner we have the big body, Murse the Curse! Winner gets the last chocolate milk from the nutrition room! πŸ›ŽπŸ›ŽπŸ›Ž
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Every new grad RN has some off the wall stuff. I always wonder how in the hell they can stuff so much shit in their scrub pockets. It's gotta weigh them down by at least 6kg .
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Not only was Florence Nightingale LIT by a candle, she also had the patients LIT with her ill words. Legend has it that she never lost a rap battle during her nursing career πŸπŸ•―πŸπŸ•―πŸπŸ•―πŸπŸ•―πŸπŸ•―πŸ
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I'm due for that pain med? Something like Di-la-lala? Bishhh sit downnnnn! I'll get to you when I can Danny boy......and lay off that damn call light before I choke you out with it!
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You get all hyped to find it's only a 93 year old guy trying to rip his foley out. At least you get to see all your buds at once tho, it usually turns into a 10 minute social scene including conversations of what we would've done to the guy who was wildin' out
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πŸ”ŠπŸ”ŠπŸ”ŠBoth hands on the got damn walker Danny Boy, I'm not playing with you! You're going to fuck it all up and fall while we're only 6 days away from the 75-day fall free pizza party. It's probably going to be some bullshit pizza anyways πŸ˜’πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•
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Ohhh Lawwwddddd Terry no callback! They must think I know what I'm doing or the Doc was still half asleep!! We Out Here dishing out meds like Halloween candy!!! Night 3/3, lack of sleep and feeling a little delirious πŸ™ƒπŸ€‘πŸ€€
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What was that Danny Boy??!? You're a little feisty tonight huh? You betta check yourself before you wreck yourself! I got the zyprexa and haldol on deck!!! Obviously I would try less restrictive measures first, like reorientation and distraction, only for a minute tho πŸ€£πŸ™ƒπŸ˜‹
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