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Mia Khalifa  The DC Sports Girl

Is there anything in the world more feminine and sexy than lingerie? Even if it's just for yourself ✨ link in my bio to shop the @bluebellaofficial sale, and just because I love you, here's an extra 10% off of your entire sale order for the next 72 hours! Code is BBSALE10 and the link to shop markdowns is in my bio πŸ’‹ go make yourself (and your boyfriend) happy πŸ’πŸ½



Caps in 4.

As is my tradition on draft day, a look back at some of my favorite moments. A #tbt, if you will. First and foremost is Tyrann Matthieu's girlfriend getting drafted by the Cards. Second, is Bret Favre naive to the fact that this, in fact, would not be the most embarrassing picture of him on the internet. Third, is Denard Robinson's cousin epically photobombing this endearing once in a lifetime moment while he thanks the jaguars for choosing him. And finally, we have a new one this year - Laremy Tunsil getting this picture leaked during the draft, and still getting drafted in the first round like a mother fucking G. Happy draft day, y'all. And may the odds be ever in your teams' favor that they don't trade away years of draft picks for someone like RGIII.

Went back for my follow up and @victoriaspecializes touched up the one tiny trouble areas I've always had on that arm and now I'm good to go for up to 6 months πŸ˜„ she was kind enough to answer all the questions you guys have been asking in my comments about #hyperhidrosis in a blog post! I put the link in my bio, but follow her and @savingfaceatx for more answers and to track my progression and treatment for #hyperhidrosis πŸ˜„ needle prick blood stains > permanent sweat stains any day!

Successful first stream of #Hungover on @loudhugs!!!! You can follow them at Twitch.TV/LoudHugs to catch me on there a lot more!

If this was a paid ad, I'd at least make the effort to put some makeup and clothes on. I'm just genuinely overwhelmed at how well of a solution this Botox is for #hyperhidrosis and forever indebted to @savingfaceatx for enlightening me on treatment options. It's embarrassing to say "I have a sweating problem," but if this helps other people, I'm more than happy to risk a little embarrassment.

A+ work, gang 😭

Think this photo of when I showed up to a Maple Leafs bar and left it in shambles is appropriate for what the boys are gonna do in Toronto tonight. #RockTheRed

This is legit so me about my room it hurts 😭 #shoesoff #nocitypantsinmybed #dontsteponmycarpetifyouhaventworesocksallday (obsessed with the series, @cazziedavid. I love u so much)

By 11. With honey. My kinda Saturday.

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