It's Monday! That means The Nines will be serving our entire food menu for Half Price all night! We are open from 7pm - 12am. Enjoy some inappropriate humor with our special Nines edition of Cards Against Humanity with Wild Bill Stanley while you eat! Fun for the whole (dysfunctional) family!
[start_transmission] We have taken over your nightclub's internal systems. Your Earth will be destroyed and your human bodies with it. Your nightclub will act as a psychic conduit for all souls who wish to retain consciousness through this transformation. If your mind can withstand the journey, you will uploaded to the collective, and salvation will be yours. The choice is yours alone. [end_transmission]
Our monthly burlesque happy hour is finally here! Join us for the Vintage Cocktail Hour tonight. Doors are at 7, show is from 7:30-10. Stick around after the show for The Lowdown, our weekly Thursday dance party!
Mondays mean HALF-PRICED FOOD at The Nines! Stop by between 7pm and 12pm and enjoy our newly updated menu, a decadent take on American pub food by Chef Grag with tunes and Cards Against Humanity with Wild Bill.