nigguhbruce nigguhbruce

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Brÿce Gartner  Just cut the bullshit and call me Bruce. If you're British, I'll ravish the fuck out you.

When get that #sunset on point doe. #golf #wang #golfwang cause you know... I need to be a little #whore get that extra like. #photography and shit.

It is with great pleasure that I inform all of you of a body update. I've been working real hard and I think I finally found where I'm happy. #fit #jacked #gym #gymrat #fuckwithme #papi ill roll yah ass in the dirt #puteminacoffin

If anyone knows a Leigha tell her too hit me up. I may be not be Conan O'Brien. But I'm ugly and ginger. So that's gotta count for something.. right? #tinder #RIP

Hi.

I feel like Brad Pitt I do right now. #swag out the #ass I'm the man, fuck Chico. Took G out your waffle now all you got left is your #ego. But honestly she a #catfish #fuckyou #tinder #childishgambino #feelthebern

Oh man Joe slick #AF that's a #meme right there. #memesupreme

We're not in #Wonderland anymore alice. #deadmonton #halloween #paramonttheater

When you try pick up #girls on #tinder I may be short, but when the #apocalypse comes and you need a place too hide. Your tall ass won't fit in the crawl #space #sizzurp #eraera #peace #RIP #ripthedream

Seeing as it has been exactly one month since I've #smoked a #cigarette I never would of thought I'd kick that disgusting habit.

She's actually so #pref #fox #babe I asked her too marry me but she said "I couldn't reach the agreement" #RIP #ripthedream #dead @reebduff

It is my #dream too become a #dog #mansbestfriend more like everyone's #bestfriend still can't beat #cats those maaas are impeccable #snapchat #slutcam #snapback #bandwagon

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