niecewaidhofer niecewaidhofer

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Niece Waidhofer  Small/average boobs, extra large personality πŸ‘ Dallas, TX πŸš€ Houston, TX

Technique to try to make me look like I have an ass #297b: the coffee table squish-lift/forward lean/spine-fracturing back arch. At this point, squats would probably be easier. #probablymoresanitarytoo #sorrybabe #ididitforthegram

Niece Fact #83: I lost half my right index finger in an intermediate aggressive yoga class. #nublife #namaslayed

Since like half of you guys wanted a "just chillin" look, I uglied myself up especially for you 😘 #HopeTheresSomeoneWithaFilthyMirrorFetishOutThere Okay though I'm going to have to close window of opportunity for making requests because I can't do every one of them and I feel bad. 😞 I'm sorry! This was a terrible idea! I'll still try to get around to the most popular ones though. Heart you guys ❀

Well, that got real weird real quick. Thank you all for your requests, but I am going to have to disappoint the foot fetish guys, the "N00DZ" guys, and the gentleman willing to pay $500 for some of my dirty laundry. #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings #shoutouttotheneckfetishguythough

In case you guys didn't know, I take requests! This photo by the amazing @relayze is in response to this polite request I received via DM: "nobody cares dawg, just get your booty out more, i'm only here for the over-the-shoulder shots" #ideliver #sinceyouaskedsonicely 😘😘

Some clips from my interview on @amp1037 with @nathanfast and @sybil1037 for those of you who had shit to do. It's basically me just rambling, so my bad to the people who are just here for the T&A. Not to worry, we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming shortly 😁
#LookMaImontheRadio

My favorite radio station in Dallas interviewed me for their morning show 😁 Catch it tomorrow around 7:30 on @amp1037 ❀ Thank you lots and tons to my new besties @nathanfast and @sybil1037 for having me out and keeping a straight face as I awkwardly stumbled through the interview! 😘 #damnyallreallygonnamakemewakeupat730? #afteratacotuesday? #kπŸ˜”

Q: "Does your husband support what you do on here?"
A: I came home to this ❀
Thank you all so much for 100K! I love and appreciate each and every one of you, even the ones who are telling me to die in a house fire. 😘

In honor of the occasion, this caption was made in collaboration with my mother. ❀ Views expressed are those of said mother and do not necessarily reflect my own.
"Niece that's a pretty swimsuit, but it shows too much boobs. Don't wear that one in front of Grandma.
Are you wearing bottoms? Oh wait, okay I see them. They're too small too.
You look like you've lost weight, I'm going to make you a snack" *leaves for approximately 47 seconds and comes back with four grilled cheese sandwiches, two dozen homemade cookies, a casserole, and a caviar plate*
"Eat it all or you're grounded"

Hi you guys, I'm back to feed the trolls because I don't learn lessons very easily πŸ™ƒ Just wanted to clear a few things up. No need to explain why I deleted the account; that's in the previous post.
I for real haven't been messaging you guys on Reddit being all salty about the roast under the name "Deniece." Yes, someone knows my real name, but I've never gone by that and that's definitely not me. All the trolling points to that person though; that is some creative shit.
No hard feelings from my end, all in good fun. Still love you guys. 😘
Oh and I obviously can't be completely sure, but I'm about 99.98% sure that I've never even met my "ex." All of the correct information he listed is readily available online if you do a little research, and the rest is off (my nipples are pretty awesome and I wax my bush). πŸ™‚ Also, he didn't even spell my name right... Again, A+ for trolling skills though.
If I sound salty, I promise I'm not, that's just my texting voice. All in good fun, all in good fun.

Alright guys, let's have a talk. First of all, don't worry, I'm all good, no need to send condolences to my family haha.
Yes, I did ask for this. πŸ™ƒ
Yes, I totally freaked out and deleted my Reddit account; my dumb ass used my Instagram username, and judging by the flood of deeply disturbing/visually penisgraphic DMs I was getting, I did not want to lead them here. I see you found me anyway. Hi Reddit! πŸ™‹
To the people who thought I was just fishing: on r/RoastMe? ...wut.
To the "ex" who posted: It doesn't sound like we've ever met; also you spelled my name wrong... #IbeforeEexceptafterC
So in summary, I am a dumbass and I make reddit really, really angry 😬
Thank you to the majority of commenters, who were actually funny, and thank you to all the nice people who had my back against the people who just got excited about a free pass to use the "c" word. Love you guys 😘

Live stream details:
Where: Periscope I think, because I need Instagram to read DMs during the stream. Link in bio (don't worry cheap asses, it's free)
When: I dunno, maybe today? Maybe tomorrow? I'm impulsive
Other relevant information: There is a chance I could be wearing this corset during the stream because I accidentally ordered it too small and I might be stuck in it.

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