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Niece Waidhofer  Self-proclaimed mozzarella stick expert and accomplished napper 🥇 (See also: middle-shelf tequila connoisseur, semi-professional dog petter)


Special challenge: spot the masturbating homeless man! #whereswaldowanking #ispyasexoffender
Video by my love @jennifervaughn ❤️ Song by @addagency

Personality: 9.6/10
Body: 7/10 (+9 points for boobs, -2 for ass)
Mental stability: 4/10
Legs: 1.5/2
Photo by my love @jennifervaughn ❤️

A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly. Any guesses as to what my hand smells like? Or why tf I always sniff them in selfies? #isweartogodifthisgetsweird #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings

These super soft panties are a happy place for my no-no parts just as @theCHIVE is a happy place for my brain ❤️ #KCCO

Don't worry guys the captain had turned off the fasten seatbelt sign; I was parked. #YouMayNowUseYourSmallPortableElectronicDevicesToShamelesslyTakeCarSelfiesInTheDrivewayWhileTheYardGuysShamelesslyStare

I drunkenly bought a bandana and now I really feel like I could make it in Compton #RepresentingMyPrivilegedSuburbanCulDeSac #BreastSide #imJKpleaseDontHurtMe

I never did master the art of sitting like a lady. #justairingoutmyballs
Back at it again with the sick ass kicks by @shoesandbones 🔥🔥🔥

This bra set looks like something I'd find in my grandma's closet, but at least when my grandsons' friends find these pictures in 2070 my grandsons won't get roasted quite as bad as when some of my other lingerie pictures resurface. #inappropriategrandma
I can't wait to be all like "When I was your age, kids had to buy weed in shady K-mart parking lots, people tried to elect a dead gorilla as the President of the United States, and I looked like THIS" *pulls up Instagram on my antique iPad*
And they'll be all like "Grandma please not at the table we're trying to eat Easter dinner"

Hello loves, I think I'm about halfway through your thank you videos. Thank you so much for your patience. I promise I'll get to each and every one of you. In the meantime, you can vote once every 24 hours, so if you love me... 🙃 Also y'all owe me because the maintenance guy came in to change the air filter while I was doing videos in my corset and panties and it was pretty uncomfortable. Link in bio, heart y'all ❤️

The floor is terrible financial decisions, avoiding responsibility, and ruining friendships by replying to texts a minimum of six business days later
Badass shoes by @shoesandbones 🔥🔥🔥

That hourgl figure though #notatypo #noass

Badass shoes by @shoesandbones 🔥🔥🔥

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