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Nick Offerman  "It all turns on affection." - Wendell Berry

#HappyFathersDay to this guy, Ric. Here I am reading to him about “ALL the green eggs and ham...” 💚🍳🐖
@mofferman @loreolibrarian

@nancyandbeth y’all

#Repost @brettghaley with @get_repost
18 more cities have been added to our rollout starting this Friday! Come see our little movie which is CERTIFIED 🍅 at 93%. @nickofferman, @kiersey, @toni_colletteofficial, @sashablane and @teddanson will make you feel all the feels. @heartsbeatloud

Chicagoland area - you can win this @offermanwoodshop table in a fundraising auction for my cousin Brody and the heroic @stjude of Memphis - this is the table in my book #GoodCleanFun - a few tix remain for this tomorrow night - eat your Porterhouse off of this charismatic slab of walnut! Details in last photo ✊🏼

Ladies & Gents and all, i intend to perform my tricks with hogshead and Fire this night @largolosangeles and Friday night @citywinerynsh in the service of @nancyandbeth
@teppiehunt @meganomullally

Go to the computer location and then using electronic calculators that worldwide web site will then tell you when/where you may see this spoonful of medicine. Tablespoon, I mean, or possibly even ladle I dare say
@heartsbeatloud @brettghaley @kiersey @toni_colletteofficial @teddanson @sashablane

Dear America surely you can reach one of these 18 cities this weekend to see @heartsbeatloud
I am comforted to hear that our tomatoes are 90% fresh which is not terrible #GardenProduce #AFruit #OneSpicyMeataball

Honey I am coming home today and I have an intention
(To see @nancyandbeth wednesday night at Largo in Los Angeles)

Just chillin at Google Not a big @heartsbeatloud

“You like moderators? Get a load a’these F’in moderators” - Matt Damon in a movie 🍿 🍎🍎🍎
Come see these luminaries pepper me with tough QUERIES @heartsbeatloud

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