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Nickulele  Bowie lover, Ukulele fetishist, LA resident, French macaron producer and English person; actor when the money is right.

April 23rd- The day I can confuse Americans by telling the incredible story of a Knight who fought a dragon but still hasn’t been franchised by HBO for commercial profit.

At my age you wake up in the night needing to take a leak like.

When I was their age I could barely get my pants on and make my classes. Talented bastards.

Once every 8 years or so, the stars will aline, the lighting will be kind, my squinting will read as deep thinking and I take a half decent photo quite by mistake. This is that photo. Next is 2026.


Hate the check not the player.


Take you eye off him for a second and he’ll be in your bed, on your pillows, wearing your slippers and smoking your pipe.

Like the Buddha says: ‘Frolic where you pee’.


Mason The Dog wearing a coat from his spring collection.

Ethan likes his 1st Mother’s Day. Someone else buys and writes out his card and he’s still the centre of attention at the lunch. @buchan_83 @mick_court

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