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Nickulele  Bowie lover, Ukulele fetishist, LA resident and English person; actor when the money is right.

The Ringling Brothers.

Mel's been uncharacteristically quiet his evening.

A dangerous man and an ineffective one in a tie.

Mason is the one who knocks.

Where is the other two percent? What do I have to do??? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO, DAVID, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO???? *tears, sobs, noose, jump, creek, swing, creek, swing*

There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road, that's where I'll always be.
Every stop I make, I make a new friend,
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

103 miles completed. Moral: high. Bladder: critical. Undercarriage: Abattoir.

Mile 80 of 103. Perineum 23%. Bladder level 94%. Moral 74%. Water in bottle temp: tepid to warm. More to follow.

Mile 50 of 103. Outside temp high 80s, bladder level 86%, sensation in ass 67%, feeling in right big toe 3%. Nice view, Fajitas for lunch. More to follow.

Sam opened this place in 1971. On his passing they erected a life size wooden statue of him, and you're encouraged to rub his belly for luck. If I find a buck toothed child playing me the banjo in the toilet I'm leaving.

This is the plan. No perineum, no glory.

Age will not wither him..Well, I mean his eyesight might wither a little 'in keeping with his age' according to 'Tom, The Optometrist at Costco' but the rest is solid.

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