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Murphy  I belong to a 👊🏼👮🏻‍♂️ I 💖 squirrels & Chewing my bed 🤦🏼‍♂️ Humour is everything! 😬 My Bday is Halloween! - Murph will balance whatever you send! 👋🏼😎

“VALENTINES WHAT!? 🤔”
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I’m a strong believer that there shouldn’t be a Valentine’s Day. It’s pretty over commercialised and puts people under a lot of pressure. Sometime it actually takes away from what the day should really be about.
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From now until Feb 14th 2020, I challenge you to love your loved ones every day, not just for 24 hours. Because if your only showing kindness and love for 1 day out of 365, I hate to say it, but you need to step up your game!! 😂😂
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Happy Valentine’s Day! ❣️

“CHOO CHOO!”
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Well.. my 100th post has arrived!
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So to mark the occasion... I want you to take us back in time and find facts based on ‘What people did 100 years ago that seem strange today’.
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Post your comments below.. best answers will be posted on my stories along with your account info 🙌🏻
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Thanks for being so ridiculously cool! 👊🏼😎

“WHO’S YOUR BESTIE!?”
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Tag your bestie in the post and I’ll follow them.. just try me!! 🤷🏼‍♂️

“TRUE or FALSE!”
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The Great Wall of China is visible from the moon? 🤷🏼‍♂️

“ALRIGHT ALREADY!”
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Ok.. so I give in... it appears that all you want to see is murph balancing a ball on his head whilst smiling 🤷🏼‍♂️. So here’s another one for you!!
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P.S. I’m not American, but I love baseball, so feel free to send us something baseball related for murph to try and balance 😎... or chocolate, or clothes, or protein powder. Or money.. money’s good too! 😂

“ONE THING”
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🙋🏼‍♂️I have one thing to say... starting this account was meant to be a simple way of me keeping pictures of @murph_myster all in one place. But it’s turned into something so much more exciting!
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So on that note, I just want to say that I’m very grateful for each and everyone of you, and that I thoroughly enjoy getting to know you all! 👊🏼👮🏻‍♂️

“TOT DAY” + riddle 🤪
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So apparently it’s tongue out Tuesday.. so here’s a tongue. But where’s the dog!? 😱... 🤷🏼‍♂️
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*RIDDLE*
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I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
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Hint will go up in a few hours in my stories with the answer being Given in 24...
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GOOD LUCK! 👊🏼👮🏻‍♂️

“IT’S HAPPENING!”
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Since this video seems to have reached the top top of several hashtags, I’m going to give @murph_myster another moment of fame! 😎
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Thanks again for all your following and good humour which you share with me on a daily basis!
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Muchos Lovos 🥳... 👊🏼👮🏻‍♂️

“RIDDLE TIME!”
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Type your answer below...
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Q. A prisoner is forced to go into one of three rooms, but he can choose which room.
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The first room is ablaze with fire. The second one is rigged with explosives that will go off as soon as he enters. The third contains a pair of lions who haven't eaten in years. Which room should he choose to survive and why?
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Best answers will be featured on my story in 24 hours along with the actually answer.. good luck! 👍🏼

“YOU WIN SOME. YOU LOSE SOME”
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This might just be a bit of a goofy video. But the message is strong.
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We all try and make ourselves look good on Instagram. But sometimes, you just have to accept that there’s no way of looking good with a stick on your face 🤷🏼‍♂️
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So today, I challenge you to show off your goofy side. Tag me in it, and I’ll get it up!! 👌🏼

‘’WHAT!? 😱”
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Firstly... caption this photo 😂.
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Secondly..Can you believe it!? My first post of 2019!
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So I had to go AWOL over the last few days which meant no phone over New Years. But now I’m back to kick start the year with this pic of murph looking somewhat confused as to why I’m touching his face. 😂
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Anyway, I hope you all had a safe news year’s eve and are ready to kick ass! 👊🏼👮🏻‍♂️

**ROUND UP**
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Slightly different to the pictures I normally put up, but wanted to share this as we’re coming to the end of a long year.
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My job can lead me to being away for weeks at a time which can be hard on this one as she has to manage @murph_myster whilst also working long hours herself.
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What I know is that 2018 will always be the year we got engaged, 2019 will be the year we get married.. After that!?.. Who knows, but I’m excited!!
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Thanks for all that you do, it never goes unnoticed!
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Merry Christmas & a happy new year to you all! 🥳

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