Marissa Schatz More mules fewer tools. || DC ⇄ MAD
Jesus ris close your legs and keep your tongue in your mouth for once. Can't take you anywhere.
Came with Tito's, left with pedialyte. Girls weekend was a success 👩👧👧
My knee isn't dislocated ok I'm hiding a self tanning mishap
The foot pop is sooo extra for a research symposium ik ik. Ya girl got cocky after schooling someone on climate change ok #srrynotsrry #prairies
She got the zoomed in photo bc it's her birthday. I only perform great sacrifices for great people what can I say #hbd🍾
wow spring break in cancún was so great !!!
Going back to school ain't so bad when ya lil shawtie comes to stay for the week #softsmiles #b4bottomless #stillrecovering
It's not a bikini pic on a beach, but it is a Canadian tuxedo in an art exhibit. Figured you'd appreciate the anomaly in your timeline.
SING US A SONG, VITTO!!!!!!! BUH BYE NUMBER ONE OVERALL HAAAAAA #U #RAH #RAH #WIS #CON #SIN #BADGEEEEEEE
Beer in one hand, black bean burger in the other. Let's see if I can survive March Madness without a heart attack #badgeee #urahrah Obama had us losing wtf Barry #rude
So glad I gave up my seat at the popular coloring table to sit by u back in '01 <3
if I had a dollar for every time a random man asked me if I was cold in the snow ln I could've afforded the damn coat checks