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👭 MrsDanielleJones🐶🐱  Mommy of two bratz 👧🏻👩🏻 and Titi to the silliest nieces and nephews

Happy 21st Birthday @haleyyy8 ! Hope your day is wild and crazy 😜 🍸🥂🍻🍹🍾

That’s a wrap folks ! Game of Thrones is over 🐉 Now we need to find a new show to celebrate. The laughs , yelling and jumps in our home is crazy fun . Ryan Jones , Alexis Smith , Brooky and I are a bunch of dorks and I wouldn’t have it any other way . The only fail tonight was my Wildfire cocktails . The recipe said Bacardi optional .... no it’s not ! You need it to set it on fire 🔥 🤦🏻‍♀️ Maybe I’ll make it again when we’re done watching Chernobyl . I could change the name to Radiation Rapture 🤣😂 #dorkyfour #jonesfamilylove #brookyjones #got8 #gameoftheonesdinnerparty #gotend #sansalemoncakes #chickenlittlefingers #tyriontots #targaryentaquitos #dragoneggs #wildfirecocktail

I had a super fun Mother’s Day weekend . Titi time , dinner with the in-laws and alone time with the hubby at the Antique Fair made this so special . We aren’t big on giving each other gifts but @ryanjones76 nailed it with my awesome shirt. @brooky.e.jones baked a tasty cake , @bostonjoness ordered a shirt for me and Jonah made me the most beautiful necklace. I’m one lucky broad #jonesfamilylove #mothersday #titidanilovesyou #funcleryanlovesyou

Growing old with you isn’t that bad 👵🏼👴🏼 Sorry I forgot our anniversary again 🤷🏻‍♀️ but to my defense I don’t even know my name at 5am 😂 Happy Anniversary Mr Jones ❤️ I love you like a fat kid loves cake 🍰 Nobody irritates or makes me laugh as much as you , so Let’s keep this party going 💃🏻🕺🏻 #jonesfamilylove #iloveyoulikeafatkidlovescake #mrandmrsjones @ryanjones76

If you haven’t watched Game of Thrones episode 3 from last week then don’t read this post ! Every week I try to be inspired by one of the coolest shows ever . Last weeks episode was so savage we could barely eat. The idea of losing some of our favorite characters was so nerve wracking. After the epic battle tons lost their lives. However when Theon who no longer had a penis died I had instant inspiration !! Since I have the brain of a 12 year old boy I knew Weenies and penis cake 😂 I mean why not ?🤷🏻‍♀️😂 #theongreyjoy #got #dickcake #weeniesforthewin

We had Kennedy and Norah for a night and kept Kennedy one more day 👧🏼👶🏼 we are so lucky we get the time with our nieces . Both girls are pretty spunky and make our hearts unbelievably happy . Unfortunately for Kennedy Uncle and I didn’t realize how far we made her ride her bike 🤦🏻‍♀️ 🤦🏻‍♂️ she got so mad at us she just left her bike . Then she started walking and looking at her book and fell down . Totally Titi and Uncle fail and boy is she dramatic. She said “ Uncle am I going to be a skeleton? Am I going to die ?” All because I put peroxide on her boo boos to clean them up and they bubbled 😂😂 #titidanilovesyou #funcleryanlovesyou #kennedyleewhipple #norahraewhipple #sheraprincessofpower

Phyllis is officially ready for Memorial Day and 4th of July with her mini Mimi LaRue pup. She looks creepy AF in the black and white picture but we still love her.
Not sure if everyone knows but we lost our beloved Khaleesi the white opal Betta that we had for only 5 days 😬 yeah she didn’t last long. I did what all pet owners do and I put her in a ziplock , frozen her and returned her corpse to Petsmart. We are now the caretakers for Sansa Princess of the North or also known as Queen of our Kitchen Island . With Endgame , the death of our fish and then episode 3 of GOT it’s been a very stressful week 😫 Thank goodness we have Phyllis to brighten our holidays #phyllisjones #khaleesi #sansa #queenofthekitchenisland #gameofthrones #whiteopalbetta #redbetta

When Captain Marvel came out Boston Jones didn’t want to wear shirts because it’s not her thing . She’s in Humboldt and none of her friends wanted to go see Avengers so she went by herself. But first she put on her new Ant-Man shirt !!! Really ? When you’re home you don’t like wearing them 🤨 It’s a family thing so I’m glad you’ve embraced it 😂😂 #allthecoolkidsdoit #jonesfamilylove #bossyjones #brookyjones

Yep this is who we are . Opening night we didn’t care @brooky.e.jones had cheer and track practices. She went then right after off to the movies we went . The Jones are nerds for sure . I smuggled candy in my sports bra because I thought they’d check my backpack 😂😂 Diet was ruined so I’ll start over . Also Ryan will be Thor this Halloween 🎃 #avengersendgame #jonesfamilylove #brookyjones

Happy Birthday to our favorite 4 year old !!!! I can’t believe this little sasshole is getting so big ❤️ She’s become a very good artist with her old age 👩🏼‍🎨Titi and Uncle love you with all of our hearts Happy Birthday crazy girl💕 👧🏼👵🏼👴🏼 #kennedyleewhipple #titidanilovesyou #funcleryanlovesyou #shes4 #sasshole

Happy Easter Eve 🐰 Family Craft night was a total bust yesterday so the 3 Jones did it tonight. @brooky.e.jones painted flowers , @ryanjones76 painted mountains and I made dragon eggs while Tallulah was a sleepyhead . This is total proof we don’t need a man cave we need a craft room 👩🏼‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👨🏼‍🎨 #jonesfamilylove #wecrafty #brookyjones we miss you @bostonjoness

Two full days of Titi time was a little much . Bike rides , crafts , toast , tantrums and nonstop talking littles have driven me to wear leggings and binge watch Game of Thrones 😂 Gosh I adore the little brats that call me Titi but I legit feel like an old grandma when they leave 👵🏼 “Titi where are the boy cookie cutters ? Titi do you have dinosaur cookie cutters ? Titi can I cut toast with Uncles swords? Titi where’s Uncle ? Titi call him please. Titi I need a toaster . Titi why do those boys look like girls ? Titi , Titi , Titi “🤦🏻‍♀️🤯👵🏼 #titidanilovesyou #funcleryanlovesyou #jonesfamilylove #whipplekids #titi #kennedyleewhipple #jonahwhipple #swords #toast #igother #tagcheater

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