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Friends! I worked really hard on this short video about working from home and it stars this possibly adorable, definitely haunted doll named Carmille!! The link to the video is in my bio and it’s also on my Twitter and I’d be so thankful if you watched and shared! Xoxoxo (And don’t worry, Carmille’s not dead! She’s just sunbathing!!!) (Yes in her onesie hello she’s not trying to get skin cancer!!)

Cheating on my husband please don’t judge us

~reflections- on a ~sunset~

I’m a desert witch now 🏜🧙🏻‍♀️

Writing from inside this tub where I live now also if I don’t post to Instagram stories in the next 20 min it means I dropped my phone in the water I’ve had some cocktails 🥇🥇🥇

If Jonas leaves me for Sven the alpaca, I will understand

Jonas (@mumblingmynah) has a new comic that’s going up on @studygroupcomics in installments and it’s seriously the best thing he’s ever done and that’s saying a lot because dude is hella talented. ❤️❤️❤️

This was on @lowbarbeck but sorry it’s actually sailing over that high bar and I’m not ashamed to say I was wrong!!!!

My dad saw ALIEN 3 and was so upset about how bad it was that he spent the next couple of days writing a new script. He was a tax attorney. (He was also a kind person, a goofy weirdo, and a man who did the best he could. Also, as evidenced by this picture, he was always surrounded by crazy women. I miss him.)

On this day in 2009, @meadsley and I went to Obama’s inauguration and also visited Nancy Pelosi to love on her so hard WHAT. A. TIME!

just a man and his panorama

Twinning with corpse bride

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