It’s time I addressed the elephant in the room about the season 7 advertisement. It’s not that they decided to photoshop my face for the pic, but rather I decided to have extensive Botox injections in my face. Look, I’m getting older but I wanna hold onto my boyish features as long as possible so I filled my face up w that weird Botox poison and this is the result. You will be happy to know that I will look like a plastic robot during the final 8 episodes. Rest easy, my friends. #NewGirl
And for people who believe that this is real, it’s not. They did some weird photoshop. End of story. No big deal. My face, in real life, is as doughy and average as ever.