Write to do list. Check. ✅
Run done. Still hate the world. Hiding in bed til tomorrow.
Pre drinks with the lovely Rachel!
First job for tomorrow- lose the neckbeard. #yeti
Taking all of my self control not to click that little plus symbol!
Choosing a gym with the best mate.
Because we don't have a Mayan apocalypse stencil.
Centrepiece for pre drinks= crisps and a flashing cock shit glass. #classy
"For not being shit" - my boss has such a way with words.
Artists impression of Michael P Goodwin
Every Tuesday she adds a couple of words onto her nickname for me.