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Morgan Murphy  I write & say things. Sometimes I "act." Mostly I sit around. Only child. Lots of cousins.

tonight! Tiffany has been working at this shit for a long time. she's been killing it for years and deserves all the success in the world.

#tbt 13 or so years ago. one of my first times doing standup on TV. making Jimmy laugh (or at least pretend to laugh) which was nice because he took a chance on a young writer (me) and basically gave her (me) a career.

I will protect us.

shooting guns with pals on the AZ/Mexico border like the libtard I am. (I am good at the shotgun apparently)

Repost from @mrhennigan - Unholy Alliance: Doug, Andy Dick, Morgan Murphy, Comedy Store, June 15, 2017 #nikon #nikond750 #sigma24mm #comedians #blackandwhite #showbiz

my neighborhood is mostly remodels and bad street art but I love it. #LosFeliz

I ordered a pillow with this picture on it because I've accepted who I am.

I "invested" in organic astronaut ice cream bars a year ago on kickstarter and I just got my prize! (PS it's FANTASTIC) #shark

I may have to get one.

this guy has helped me out a ton this year! He's moving on to a much deserved writing job and I couldn't be more proud. 🙏👊💥

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