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Jeremy Claud  Senior Copywriter @ Ogilvy Paris

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beethoven 'n bitches. #dogsitting #nofilter

tiny car big party.

On sale now: Stock footage for a flashback montage of an ex-girlfriend (or for an @adele video).

Ilana: “I mean, an orgy in a non-sexual way. Just for, like, an Arc de Triomphe, that’s it.

Abbi: “What’s an Arc de Triomphe?” Ilana: “It’s like when two dude go down on us — this is how I picture it — and they’re butt-to-butt. And then you and I do Oprah hands.” Abbi: “Oh, I see now. Totally not sexual. We just stare at each other, right? As the dudes go down on us at the same time? So we’re making a lot of eye contact?” Ilana: “Exactly. It’s like a feminism thing.” #broadcity

emoji film review of lion: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

When you're so hot and your body starts producing its own steam. 📸 @vikki.paras #jk #hotpot #2hot2pot #hottiepot #gay #boiling #dipit

Gossiping about Gulf Breeze, gay stuff, and talking about our Filipino moms. A reunion 14 years in the making with @markahill0328 in a belle époque setting. #childhood #gulfbreeze #breezer #🌈 #interiordesign #restaurant #reunion #vsco #paris #lunch #belleepoque