Brendan Richard Billy Joseph Trains O’Neill III... Happy b-b-b-b-birthday!! Wow man I cannot believe you’re an adult! Remember to exercise your newly acquired right to vote until we get elected in 2036! Also you can now play the lottery and then split your winnings with me so we can make dumb gear purchases haha! It’s been nothing short of an absolute honor and privilege being your friend for the past however many years! I’m so thankful for all of the funny and stupid memories we’ve made like Wax Museum, Hurdle Donut, Casual Friday, our adventurer adventures, and most recently our Oscar-worthy music video! I’m even more greatful for how amazing of a friend you’ve been over the years. Whether it was helping me not get decapitated by evil hula hoops or saving me countless times with Euro journals in the 11th hour, you’ve always had my back, and I’m beyond thankful for that. Anyway, have a kick-ass day! Eat some good peasant’s cake, watch a stupid movie, and just relax for once haha! I hope today is a blast of happiness and whipped cream with a fair share of smooth slides! I can’t wait to see what crazy adventures lie ahead for us, the band, and the adventurers! I’ll leave you with these: “if life seems jolly rotten there’s somethin’ you’ve forgotten”, “when there’s a fork in the road... pick it up”, and “stop cupping the mic dumbass!”
— Agent LeftBeard
P.S. Special thanks to @kateloftuss for providing and letting me use this stellar photo!