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mirandaplummer  **Official historian of Pound Hall**

Spent this past week:
-Bullying Girlie to turn a BWI airport drop off into a Washington tour
-Taking a sister pic after climbing Mount Tussey aka NOT being ~refugees from the summer heat~
-Going to a Penn State philosophy professor's rabbitry aka my Uncle's bunny farm - Hanging out with my favorite mafia villagers #saveGirlie #killGirlie
So I guess you could say it was a great cottage week
#LYTGFY #Cottage2017

Left firework show after 3 mins bc sweating isn't our thing, wearing nightgowns and petting dogs is our thing

When an old couple behind you at the John Legend concert tries to fight you because you won't sit down #SRYNOTSRY #ITSLIT

Saved the ~best~ for last. The final farewell to Pound, it's only fitting I say it from the community bathtub. Thank you community bathtub for never ceasing to be a great conversation starter. Yes, people use it. No, I'm not one of them. Thank you for always being an unwanted alternative to showering. Can't say I've ever considered it, but I appreciate you nevertheless. Sad to see you go down with the rubble of this place. Your existence will be missed, not so much function. #AFarewelltoPound (5/5)

GOTCHA! I'm not at the beach! I'm in my floor's common room!!!!! Farewell beautiful 9th floor common room mural, thank you for the daily reminder that I'm not at the beach, but in my 1963 dorm! I'm truly heartbroken you can't be saved #AFarewelltoPound (4/5) P.S. Thanks Elsa for being the Kris to my Kim, you're the best stage mom a girl could ask for!!

Me vs everyone BC THATS RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MY REVIEWER CALLED MY PROJECT ~SUCCESSFUL~ AND HAD NO BAD THIGS TO SAY! WHERE'S MY DIPLOMA???

Farewell to the couch I threw up on in the Pound lobby after "eating some weird chicken" at a frat party. Lol and as we all know Pound never ceases to disappoint its residents, so in classic Pound fashion, when I went looking to get a picture with this couch, I found its furniture had already all been donated. So this is more of a memorial to this fantastic couch. Hope you find a girl that will appreciate you as much as I did pal :'-) Farewell. #AFarewellToPound (3/5) πŸ“·: for this and all the series photos past and future, my roommate and only person that is nice enough (or crazy?) to put up with my annoying/also crazy self @elsacmarie

Farewell P9 vacuum thank you for never actually working and only ever spitting out pistachio shells when turned on. You really helped a girl out when she was trying to clean the room. Truly can't say you sucked. You will be missed. #AFarewellToPound (2/5) #nofilter #farewelltogreatlightingtoo

My Farewell to Pound: A 5 Part Series. I have decided to bid my home for the last 10 months a farewell in the form of posting every day until I leave for the last time on Friday something I will miss about my lovely, unrenovated 1963 dorm which will be torn down this summer. She doesn't uphold any standards- personal or ADA (#architecturejokes) Paraphrasing the great Bruce Springsteen when I say Pound ain't a beauty, but hey she's alright. Today we start the series by saying farewell to my lock and key door. Pound holds the key to my heart, starting with the fact that I physically had to hold this key on a lanyard around my neck all year because my parents were convinced I would lose it. Thanks for allowing anyone walk in my room accidentally from the bathroom if I forgot to lock you. You were the best freshman door a girl could ask for. :'-) #AFarewellToPoundHall (1/5)

I KNOW THAT NO ONE STILL AT ACADEMY FOLLOWS ME BUT I JUST NEED TO SAY THIS REAL QUICK: this is my ride or die homie, Alex Smith. She and I were ONE UNITED TOGETHER my years in office (lolz). We had ONLY good ideas, our best being powderpuff. seniors apples. juniors oranges. underclassmen the basket that held them. bam. I know. Unfortunately, Acadz wasn't ready for our big, killer dreams then. Alex winning makes it clear it is now. You will never find a more dedicated (but still baller) girl to represent Academy. CONGRATS ACADEMY YOU JUST VOTED FOR THE BEST GIRL FOR THE JOB!! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU SLAY NEXT YEAR! LOVE U ALEX! #ALEX4PRES

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FELLOW LUNA LOVER!!! I love crying with you over how cute this baby is!!! HOPE YOU HAVE THE BESTEST DAY AND CHRISSY POSTS A FEW SNAPS OF OUR GIRL LUNA!!!! LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU SO MUCH!! HAPPY 19TH!!! πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’— #andBubbylicious

DOUBLE POSTING BECAUSE ITS MY GIRL'S 21ST!!! Got to pay mad respect to the two people that made her my big sister!! πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’— Sisters by blood, twins by heart :'-) Coming soon to bars near you (second twin later rather than sooner lol)

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