milou_mcporkchop milou_mcporkchop

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Milou - Aka Cap'n McPorkchop  Changing The World One Dog at Time. 🎾 πŸ— 🍟🍾 Based in New York City πŸ™

THROWBACK TO WHEN I LOST THE EAST COAST SHAME COMPETITION.
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Not only did I embarrass myself in front of my crush (Fiona and Samantha my secret lover) but I came home empty handed when I could have won a years worth of flee spray and anal exams.
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It's okay there's always next year. IM COMING BACK FOR ALL the giveaway exams, sprays, treats and female dogs. .
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#shame #rejected #theysaidno #gohome #ballstothewall #itaintgonnaspankitself #peanutbutterjellytime #analExams #mymilkshakebringsthedogstotheyard #oopsididitagain #backstreetboys #idontbite #justkiddingido #onlyonweekends #comeplay #balls #dogsofinstagram #sheepdog

PEE-KA-BOOOOOO! Just when you thought I couldn't climb the bed for a sixth time, jokes on you! For those of you wondering, yes I sleep like a human, with a human pillow, on a human bed. I also have human eyes and a big nose and booty. I'm also offering 10% off for those of you that need a cute Sheepdog to tickle your butt at night. DM me and we'll talk in private.
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#thehustleisreal #tickletorture #iaintfree #cutenessoverload #yolo #youknowyoulikeit #fetchthis #bigbootyproblems #backstreetboys #ballstothewall #cutebabies #bejelly #itaintgonnaspankitself #dogsofinstagram #photoshoot #modellife

PART 1 of what went down today. My owner was being a dick. I swear I didn't eat it but NO ONE ever believes me. #fml β€’
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#dogsofinstagram #dogs #sheepdog #drunktexts #naughty #doggystyles #newyorkcity #newyorkfashionweek #thislifetoday #secrets #toiletpaper #toilet #dogsonadventures #modelswanted

Just showing you a little of my feminine side. Aka what I do behind closed doors. Happy Valentines Day sugar muffin. β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️
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#lovequotes #loveisintheair #sugardaddy #valentinesday #babymaking #valentines #sheepdog #dogsofinstagram #doglife #modeling #babymodel #photoshoots #doggylove #doggystyles #doggydates #doglife #babylove

RUN FORREST RUN!!!!! There are two kinds of dogs! I'm this kind above. Yes, I love destroying snowmen. Tell me where the party is at and I'll be there. 😈🐢 β€’
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#snowday #snowbunny #snowflakes #dogsofinstagram #sheepdog #exercise #running #modelsearch #babymodel #modelife #modeldog #winterfashion #modeling #modelwork #photoshoot #dogs #doggystyles #christmasparty #modelswanted

THROWBACK TO WHEN I RECEIVED MY DOGS GONE WILD DVDS Park Special. This was before they handed out presents! β€’
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#dogsofinstagram #dogsonadventures #dogsofinstaworld #doggystyles #modeling #runwayshow #runwaymodel #photoshoot #photooftheday #modelswanted #babymodel #modelingagency

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