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Milou - Aka Cap'n McPorkchop  Blue-Eyed English Sheepdog 🎾 🍗 🍟🍾 Based in New York City 🏙

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!!! HOPE THIS YEAR YOU HAVE LESS BRITNEY SPEARS BREAKDOWNS (No offense Britney but you set the bar high) AND YOU FINALLY TELL YOUR MOM THAT YOU WANT A SHEEPDOG, NOT BABIES. ALSO STAY ON THE BIRTHCONTROL, TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY, AND DON’T LET OTHER FEMALE DOGS TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR 2019!!!! _

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THROWBACK TO WHEN I LOST THE EAST COAST SHAME COMPETITION.
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Not only did I embarrass myself in front of my crush (Fiona and Samantha my secret lover) but I came home empty handed when I could have won a years worth of flee spray and anal exams.
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It's okay there's always next year. IM COMING BACK FOR ALL the giveaway exams, sprays, treats and female dogs. .
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#shame #rejected #theysaidno #gohome #ballstothewall #itaintgonnaspankitself #peanutbutterjellytime #analExams #mymilkshakebringsthedogstotheyard #oopsididitagain #backstreetboys #idontbite #justkiddingido #onlyonweekends #comeplay #balls #dogsofinstagram #sheepdog

PEE-KA-BOOOOOO! Just when you thought I couldn't climb the bed for a sixth time, jokes on you! For those of you wondering, yes I sleep like a human, with a human pillow, on a human bed. I also have human eyes and a big nose and booty. I'm also offering 10% off for those of you that need a cute Sheepdog to tickle your butt at night. DM me and we'll talk in private.
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#thehustleisreal #tickletorture #iaintfree #cutenessoverload #yolo #youknowyoulikeit #fetchthis #bigbootyproblems #backstreetboys #ballstothewall #cutebabies #bejelly #itaintgonnaspankitself #dogsofinstagram #photoshoot #modellife

PART 1 of what went down today. My owner was being a dick. I swear I didn't eat it but NO ONE ever believes me. #fml










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Just showing you a little of my feminine side. Aka what I do behind closed doors. Happy Valentines Day sugar muffin. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️











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