Many species of floor board chameleon prefer to remain undisturbed during the day. Masters of disguise, their colour and tone often reflect their mood. This particular species can lie dormant for hours at a time.
My sis, @artistasfamily, screen printed this 'The Ulmanator' tee for me and I wore it up until recently. Now her son, my divine nephew, Woody, wears it to hug his cousin and make matzah balls. He's 4 1/2. 😅