michellcclark michellcclark

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Michell ⚡️  LetMyPeopleGLO⚡️ Don't read my captions. DC-based influencer. Creator of artisticmanifesto.com. 1 of 1. michell@shade.co

http://www.michellcclark.com/coaching

I've been teaching people to use social media as a means to accomplish their goals for over nine months now. I've learned just as much, if not more from my clients than they've learned from me. I wrote about a few of the most important lessons I've learned (and how I'm applying them). Link is in my bio or at bit.ly/clientlessons. ⚡️

Didn't go to the gym for three days but I got plenty of exercise serving as the honorary jungle gym for all my little cousins. The Clark Family Reunion 2017 was 🔥🔥🔥. Now it's time to get back to work.

The year is 2045, and Memphis Bleek is still one hit away. Jay-Z just ran for President but Beyoncé somehow got elected instead. Takeoff quit hip-hop, shaved his head, sent DJ Akademiks a bouquet of poinsettias, and converted to Scientology after finally coming to terms with the fact that he did in fact get leftoffbadandboujee. ASAHD and DJ Khaled are somehow beefing over who loves each other more, and documenting it all on IG Stories. Jaden Smith and Shia LaBeouf just used Master P music, electrotherapy, and Nando's Chicken to convince Kim Jong-Il to get rid of all of North Korea's nuclear weapons. Barack Obama dropped his first mixtape last year. Pitchfork gave it a 1.6 out of 10. And you can text people using telepathy but you still don't next nobody back with green telepathy bubbles. This. Is. The future. ⚡️
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📸 @sabrinafvholder

Ain't no pretty gym pictures on this side. I want y'all to see these ugly faces so you can roast me and/or know that I'm really about this life 😤 This morning I got in my first lift with @oolamigoke. We met at track camp in high school. He represented Nigeria for triple jump in the 2016 Olympics. That very same year, I represented Woodbridge, Virginia in the couch sit.
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I'm on track to get into the best shape of my life this year. Been working. Olu's helping me put the rest of the pieces together. Be sure to follow and connect with him if you want an expert to help you with your fitness goals.
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We're collaborating on a few things, and to start we made a 150-track playlist full of songs that will make you feel like you're ready for Terry Crews Euro Training™. (Google that if you're not familiar). Get "EURO TRAINING 🗣" on Apple Music via the link in my bio or at www.bit.ly/EUROTRAIN⚡️
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P.S. My abs still buffering.

Time flies. I didn't tell anyone outside of my inner circle that I was quitting my job when I left on July 15th, 2016. I was scared I wouldn't make it on my own. Yet, here I am, still standing. Lost friends, experienced crazy setbacks, battled depression, questioned my decisions, didn't feel "good enough." Still out here though. Waves still spinning. Bills paid. At peace. Thank you to everyone who laughed with me, encouraged me, and prayed for me over the past 365 days. Better believe I'm already scheming on how I'll make year two exponentially better than the first. Take that take that take that⚡️

@ghostek_products headphones. They work. Proceed with caution. #ad
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Videographer: @sabrinafvholder
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Song: @fakeuzumi - "Death Of Pride"
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Angry black man: @mrr360
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Thanks for the t-shirt, @kidnoble

I don't put numbers on the board but I might put some sunflower seed & basil pesto on some lemon herb baked chicken and call it a day nahmean? #artechouse
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📸@sabrinafvholder

Caption this. Better be fire. If you roast me we're guaranteed to be mortal enemies for all eternity. 👏🏾
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📸 @allanography

Who knew that 20 unread text messages, one "yo who ate the leftover Chipotle in the fridge" roommate group text, three service bars, 10 unopened DM's, one PayPal notification, one "cancel that free trial" calendar reminder, and one "hey son, call your mother" voicemail could look this artistic? This is your unorthodox but relatively friendly reminder that #artechouse is amazing. Go there. ⚡️
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📸 @sabrinafvholder

So I've been working on eating like an adult this year. Gotta get it together. More life, more time in the produce aisle, less time in frozen foods, so watch how you speak on my cholesterol levels, you know? I'm not about to be a kosher, gluten free, vegan who snacks on fat-free air and ice cubes (nothing wrong with that if that's your thing) but I do want to eat healthier, within reason.
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@Cava is a great spot to support these goals, because their food has hella flavor and is healthy enough to make me believe that I can still rediscover my abs. If I ever drop a mixtape, I'm gonna dedicate an interlude to their lemonade with turmeric and agave. Makes me feel like I'm on vacation with cucumbers in my eyes every time I take a sip. Thanks for lunch, @Cava!
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📸 @mrr360

The #XYZT exhibit at the @artechouse gallery gave me every opportunity to act even more childish than normal, and I definitely took full advantage. The exhibit is full of letters projected onto walls and screens that respond to human motion. Super cool to see the walls around you react to the way your body moves. Also made me super thankful that I was 100% sober because all those moving lights were about to give me Tracy McGrady knees. There are few things on the planet funnier than watching a gallery full of adults waving their hands around like idiots trying to manipulate those lights. At artechouse, It was super cool to be one of those hand-waving idiots. ⚡️
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📽 @sabrinafvholder
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🔈 @romderful - "one more" ft. @deffiedeff

Had the honor of writing about Jay-Z's groundbreaking new album and ageism within hip-hop for @the.root! Link is in my bio.

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