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Megan Robinson  I love Simon & Garfunkel, Oreo milkshakes, and the smell of creosote bushes. 🌵❤️☀️ 👻::megscamille

There’s nothing like trying to talk over a rambunctious group of 7 & 8-year-olds that makes you regret a few life choices.... 🤣🤣🤣 .
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Elijah’s birthday party was wild and loud and pure insanity. But apparently that’s the best way to do it cause as we left the pizza place Elijah said, “Mom, I really liked my birthday!” .
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It’s hard to believe that crazy little boy in the middle is 8-years-old!! I have a large mix of emotions about it, many of them I’ve been sleeping off in an anxiety-induced haze today. Cause WHAT?!? 8?!? 😭😭😭😭 #ElijahRock #ERockturns8

That one time @adam_dmdmd was like, “I’m going to build a chicken coop without any plans.” And I was like, “HAHAHAHA yeah, okay, right.” And he was like, “No, seriously, it’ll be awesome.” And now I have this in my backyard. So let it be written, so let it be done 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 #itiswell #Jojowouldbeproud

Literally don’t remember the last time I washed my hair. And TBH I don’t see the streak ending any time soon 😬 #Adamisnotimpressed #livingthatdryshampoolife #momlife #givemealimeadeandashowerstat

I’m not good at a lot of things. But I do think I’m a better face painter than a three-year-old 💁🏼‍♀️ #shegotthebetterdeal #tryingtobeafunmom #monthlyquota

Also, speaking of Adam’s superpowers and the stupid snowstorm today, Adam ran a half marathon in this craziness!! I mean, I barely lasted the 5 minutes I had to stand outside waiting for him to come to the car. So that either tells you how hardcore he is or how sad of a person I am. Probably both 🤷🏼‍♀️ #yourenothardcoreunlessyoulivehardcore #OmaHalf

1. Adam built/is building that chicken coop basically from his own design. (Yes, he’s a genius. Yes, it makes me feel inadequate daily.) He hasn’t been able to finish because of point number.... .
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2. FREAKING SNOW! The weather has been so bipolar and I’m over here begging for it to take some meds. AZ might be Dante’s 6th circle of hell hot but at least it’s predictable and sunny ☀️🌵 .
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3. The bad weather has been my last straw of trying to hold on to sanity that I ended up giving in to Dr. Pepper after over a month of not drinking it. SEE WHAT THE MIDWEST DOES TO ME?! .
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4. I just really wanted to complain about the snow publicly. 😩😩

1. Accurate representation of how I’m feeling from missing @spaghettihaircartoons and chubby baby Lorn #lorntobewild. Also accurate representation of how Lorn was feeling from me kissing/squishing him every 2 seconds. .
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Everyone should have an Amy Hansen Bingham in their life. We became friends the first weekend (night?) at college 12 years ago and she has been my person ever since. From flip phones to dorm rooms, Harry Potter binge reading to working at Taco Bell, sneaking in our friends’ dorm to play GameCube (@scotty_metts @philmeanslove) to costume dance parties, unhealthy diets of Little Caesars to all-night cram sessions, boy troubles to kidney stones, art modeling to whirlwind road trips, graduations/missions/marriage/babies/and everything in between, Amy has ALWAYS been there. She has seen me at my best but most importantly, she has seen me AND STUCK BY ME at my worst. It truly was serendipitous that I ran into her in a huge group of Freshmen coeds playing hide and go seek around BYU campus (Mormons, #amirite?) {I heard her say she was from Arizona and I immediately perked up! Plus she was/is gorgeous and she was talking to the boy I liked so I was trying to distract her away.... 😂🙈 #thetruthcomesout}
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Being with Amy last week and her sweet baby and husband was the perfect retreat I needed. After a hard 2 years, being able to talk with/cry with/embrace my bestest friend was the exact solace I needed to soothe my aching soul. My trip can be summed up in one word: HEALING 💛💛💛
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Amy, I love you forever and always!! Thank you for letting me crash your AirBnB, introducing me to some great Southern food, inspiring my design ideas (or lack thereof), and teaching me how to fold a fitted sheet. You my boo! 😘😘

Okay but this baby 😍😍😍😍😍 #lorntobewild

Added 4 little babies to our brood 🐥🐥🐥🐥 {I obviously named one of them Chick already #Friends but we need ideas for the other 3}

Real conversation I had with Elijah: .
E: “I need to get a job. So I’m going to open a popsicle stand. I already made a sign.” .
Me: “Okay... what do you mean you need a job? You can do your chores at home to earn money.” .
E: “No, I need a REAL job like Dad! I need to earn money. I need to buy a house and I need to buy my own food and I need $500 so I can buy an iPad.” .
Me: “You really don’t need to be worrying about buying a house at 7-years-old.” .
E: “You mean I can wait until I’m married?” .
Me: “Yes. And that’s a long ways away.” .
E: “No, I can buy a house before I get married so I’m ready. So maybe by like 12 or 10 or something I need to have enough money to buy a house. Ugh I really need to get a job!” *cue panic*
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This is life with a high-anxiety kid. A little crazy but at times pretty entertaining 😂😂😂
#Elijahisms #ERock #lifewithkids #momlife

How do I convince myself to finish the laundry when this sweet angel is cuddled up next to me?? Everything else can wait in moments like this 😍😍😍 #icanstayhereforever #AnneliMae #myfavoritepartofbeingamom

This girl usually screams like she’s being tortured anytime we go to the dentist. Which I totally get cause I also feel that way about the dentist... #sorryAdam #butdentistsaretheworst
But this last week she was all smiles and even sat in the big chair all by herself!! 4th time is the charm I guess! So proud of my big girl 😍😍😍😍

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