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Maya Baratz Jordan  I write things and make (digital) things. Wicked smaaat. Twitter: mbaratz

Almost exactly a year ago, I took this photo at @christiemarchese & @instajoemarchese's. Little did I know @nicolelapin would publish a book with the same title as my caption and host a book party at the very same spot almost exactly one year later. Lesson? LV (the pictured perennial Boss Bitch) is magic. #spooky

In the 80's, my dad visited Miami and wanted to get a wall-sized photo of the city. He found a good one, but the photographer wanted $2k for the photo. My dad told him he can get the same photo for $100. And he did just that, by paying for a ticket for a helicopter ride and leaning his foot outside of it just enough to take this photo, which still hangs on the wall.

Nevertheless, she persisted. #internationalwomensday

Luke, I am your fauna. #dadjoke #literally

Fake news

Channeling Eddie Murphy in Coming to America.

Gonna spend the rest of winter in this giant floor-length hoodie I found here k bye

Room with a view.

Every hotel suite needs a hammock. Exhibit A.

Staycation all I ever wanted

One year ago today, I married my partner. ❤️

Happy weekend, people! (ht @sindhya1)

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