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M A Y A πŸ‰  All glory be to Jesus Christ | I'm that letter board weirdo | mother to Irish Twins Zoey & Hazel | sleep deprived | πŸ’Œmayavorderstrasse@gmail.com

I don't want to brag, BUT I GOT MY KIDS TO FLIPPING NAP AT THE SAME TIME, CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH?! πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™πŸ» Now let me stare at them while they sleep instead of sweeping or taking a nap myself πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ #praises .
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*If I'm living in @boobsdesign nursing clothes? YAS I AM!
*Zoey's RIDICULOUSLY soft/beautiful romper is by @jojeebaby you can use code MAYA20 for an awesome discount, because they're the best!
*You know I don't lie: Hazel HATED being swaddled, UNTIL I saw the light and got an @embebabies swaddle. She fell asleep within seconds! You can also leave their tiny legs out! I HIGHLY recommend this!

Don't act like you don't know πŸ˜³πŸ˜–πŸ’›
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It has been rough, but we are getting there.There's blood, excruciating pain, and so many tears, but I'd do it all over again for her. If it hadn't worked out, she would have been bottle fed too like Zoey was after 6 months, because feeding your baby shouldn't be anyone's business but yours and baby's!!! DO WHAT WORKS FOR YOU!
*My incredible, comfortable and easy maternity hoodie is by @boobdesign
*My delicious lactation treats and tea are by @mrspatels and THEY EVEN HAVE CHOCOLATE!

Happy first birthday to the girl that changed my life!!! Thank you for making me a mother and giving me the most wonderful, loving, sleep-deprived year of my life! I can't wait to see the woman you will become! Always be rooted in Jesus Christ, EU TE AMO! ****On another note, PROPS TO ALL YOU photographers. It took 3 grown butt adults, 1 hour, screams and a bucket of sweat to get this picture done in my dining room!

YOU GUYS LOOK, I MADE THIS😭!!!!!!!!!!! 1 week ago today, she arrived to prove me that worrying about having a second child is pointless! I was SO concerned that sometimes I couldn't sleep and just cried. But now I literally feel my heart opening up, stretching, adjusting and loving in a SUPERNATURAL way. How can you love another human like you love your first child? It's simple: YOU JUST DO, AND IT FEELS AMAAAAAZIIIINNNGAAAHHHH!!!

Send help. No, but seriously. . . . . . πŸ€•
These @shopbelugababy wraps are the absolute comfiest and softest wraps I've EVER owned. I can't even pee if I'm not wearing one, what a life saver πŸ™ŒπŸΌ

Hello, everyone! πŸ‘ΆπŸΌ. I'm slowly getting to the beautiful messages everyone has sent me, I can't believe I have such thoughtful friends here, thank you so so so much!!

Praising our GOD in tears because just like that, our family is complete! Went into labor late at night on her due date, and after ONE push she greeted us with the sweetest cry and the most loving eyes. Welcome to the world, Hazel Marcela. * I will reply to all the messages and comments as soon as I can guys, thank you for all the love and patience. You guys are the best!! πŸ’›

How can that fit through that??!? Asking for a friend... 😫#40weekspregnant

When you find out "The Princess Diaries 3" is happening, and realize that tomorrow is your DUE DATEEEEEE!!! #praises πŸ˜πŸ™ŒπŸΌ

πŸ˜‚Ok... just for laughs and sympathy: 5 Things people should STOP saying to pregnant women: .Whaaaaat??? No baby yet?!? πŸ˜’
.Are you dilated already? - NONE of your business!!!
.Are you sure it's a girl?? 😩
.You don't look 39 weeks, you're too tiny. You should eat more! - Thank you, random stranger. I'll make sure to do that πŸ‘πŸ»
.Awww can I touch your belly???? -NOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😀. Add yours in the comments!! πŸ™‹πŸ»

So I made him try being me for an hour. Didn't last 15 min. #39weekspregnant #heymileywhatsgood #ilovemyhusband πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ”₯

Sitting waiting wishing... can't wait for Tim to get home with my Chipotle burrito 🌯 JK. Can't wait to recreate this picture with sleeping Hazel in it!!!! Ps: my dress is oh so perfect and oh so comfortable @shoppinkblush #shoppinkblush *****props to my very talented Husband @timvmusik for creating and making this co-sleeper with his manly bare hands 😍

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