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Mr. Marbles  Bow to your #kingofthecatgut. Age 13. Hobbies: lying on my back, eating, begging for food, and dreaming of long beach walks, whatever that is.

Simply...#floored by the thought of the weekend ending. #seewhatididthere #imsosmart #bookmeattheapollotheater

Funny...the only time we show any semblance of agility is #feedingtime. #olympiceating #ocr #iffoodisinvolved

You look me right in the eye when I talk to you. #youhearme #gotthat #ibite #seriously

And you are not opening the cabinet behind me because why? #thenerve #wherethefoodat #allthefood #makeyourselfuseful

Who knew #footstench was so calming?
#toeachhisown #weirdo

Listening to #dad sing after a day of piece and quiet...#ohtheagony #pleasestop #alreadygoingdeaf #oldmanproblems

What, have a problem with my #sleeping habits? #hittheroad #imcomfy #stepoff #yajerk

Because getting IN the box is way too much effort. #yup #4 #whole #steps #theagony

The sun...so bright, so beautiful...except when you're hungover as #eff. #hitthesaucetoohard #holidayweekend #noworktomorrow #🍺

Because the scale tells nothing but lies the day after returning from vacation. #blasphemy #misreading #blamegravity #andtheexcessivebuffet

And you think this seat is yours because why? #nope #learnyourlessons #human

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