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Brontosaurus said to triceratops don’t mess with T-Rex cuz you’ll get jurraskicked
Joke submitted by @whatagr8day .
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Ati-social Vegans avoid the meet.
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#holykao #mauimodel #mauiphotographer #profoto #portraitphotography #canonshooter #canoneosr #eosr #rf50mmf12 #shoot2kill #agameoftones

Ban pre-shredded cheese.
Make America grate again. 🧀 .
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Thanks for the jokes @chrislovesugly #holykao #profoto #portraitphotography #shoot2kill #mauiphotographer #mauimodel #vscofilter #snapseed #l0tsabraids #agameoftones

Had to redo video bc music copyright issues. Sorry this song sucks.
I still need to look for my watch.

But I can’t find time!

Shot for @koswimhawaii
Model @farinnrandazzo
Assistant @royguerrerophoto .
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What did a drunk woman say to the man at the bar?

Alcohol you later
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad
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How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank the coffee before it was cool
Joke from @basarno 🙏🏽
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Mountains aren’t just funny

They’re hill-areas
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#holykao #oahumodel #oahu #hawaii #oahuphotographer #mauiphotographer #happyhumpday #humpday #fitnessgirl #fitnessmotivation #beachbody #beach #vsco #snapseed #modelinghawaii

The feeling of having heard this crap before

Deja Poo
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#holykao #vscofilter #bikinigirl #oahumodel #hawaiimodel #oahuphotographer #mauiphotographer #oahu #hawaii #leipoo #agencymodel #beachbody #vscofilter #vscocam #canon #canonshooter #1dxii #canon1dxii

Don’t fart in an Apple store

They don’t have windows
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What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?

Post office
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Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it
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#holykao #oahumodel #leipoo #hawaii #oahuphotographer #mauiphotographer #hawaiiphotographer #beachbody #bikinigirl #bikinimodel #alohafriday #luckywelivehawaii #portraitmode #agameoftones #shoot2kill #l0tsabraids