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Matt Rife  Comedian/Actor/Person. TRL on MTV & Wild N Out cast member. Twitter: @ItsMattRife @heraxhero

Didn’t get the plaid shirt or facial hair memo😞

When doing a provocative photo shoot on a rooftop, i image the pigeons watching are like “Oooooooo biiiiitch you betta! YOU BETTA!!”🐦💁🏻‍♀️ #GetYouAHypePigeonToLiftYourSeflEsteem

Little snippet of this bit I’m working on about the total ignorance of modern racist. Specifically Charlottesville earlier this year 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️ #GodPeopleAreDumb #Comedy #StandupComedy #Joke #FuckTrump @laughfactoryhw #Virginia #NOTNORTHCAROLINA 😂

Obligatory Bad Bitch bathroom selfie with @russellpeters after our show @laughfactoryhw. 👯‍♀️ We put some deodorant under our tits and partied hard

Thinking..... there’s for real some people out there who have consensual sex with Pitbull... Let that sink in. It’s legit some women out there who want some Mr. Worldwide 🤔🤭🤢 #Mr305 #HeLookLikeRufusFromKimPossible

RIP #XXXTENTACION. #CurtisAnklesAshyAF #JamesGotOnFakeTims
#MyAnklesAintMeverSeenSunlight Live every day like it’s your last, cuz it could be #AnybodyChange

Thanks for the shades @officialreveur. I thought they were the reflective lenses and people couldn’t see my eyes, so it got real awkward when i was just staring at this dude in line at Starbucks from like 14 inches away. He only had one eye, how could i not stare? Idk if @officialreveur makes monocles, but y’all should hook him up. #TheMostSelfieSelfieOfAllTime

Candid of me using my first glory hole #Nervous

When you hangout with R Kelly or Chuck Berry too long... #ItsWaterNotPee #PleaseDontFindAWayToGetOffendedByThis

Just two dudes who love Jerry Lee Lewis. #RIPGoose #FuuuuuccckkYouIceMan

Sometimes you gotta dress like the Gorton’s Fisherman, if he loooooved Madonna and Vodka Sodas. #DessedLikeALemonCelebratingPrideMonth #DressedLikeAYieldSign #OlPiccachuHeadassBOY #OlTweetyBirdLookinAssBOY #OlllllFunshineBearHeadassBOY
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Happy birthday mom❤️ i love you❤️

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