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UK Maoist  OG ACCOUNT HACKED BY VIET-JEW CIA AGENTS. ★Marxist-Leninist-Maoist★ ★Anti-Revisionism★ ★CPGB-ML★ ★Socialism with Pornograpic Characteristics★

JASON UNRUHE WAS THINKING ABOUT PETER GRIFFIN AGAIN. PETER WAS A DARING QUEEN WITH SOLID FINGERS AND GREASY TOENAILS.

JASON WALKED OVER TO THE WINDOW AND REFLECTED ON HIS WET SURROUNDINGS. HE HAD ALWAYS LOVED CUM-STAINED MAOIST REBEL NEWS HQ WITH ITS CONFUSED, CHARMING CAMERAS. IT WAS A PLACE THAT ENCOURAGED HIS TENDENCY TO FEEL IRRITABLE.

THEN HE SAW SOMETHING IN THE DISTANCE, OR RATHER SOMEONE. IT WAS THE A DARING FIGURE OF PETER GRIFFIN.

JASON GULPED. HE GLANCED AT HIS OWN REFLECTION. HE WAS A VIOLENT, ARROGANT, FIRST WORLDIST TEARS DRINKER WITH WOBBLY FINGERS AND VAST TOENAILS. HIS FRIENDS SAW HIM AS A LOVELY, LEAKING LOVER. ONCE, HE HAD EVEN JUMPED INTO A RIVER AND SAVED A BUMPY EGOIST.

BUT NOT EVEN A VIOLENT PERSON WHO HAD ONCE JUMPED INTO A RIVER AND SAVED A BUMPY EGOIST, WAS PREPARED FOR WHAT PETER HAD IN STORE TODAY.

THE DRIZZLE RAINED LIKE GRINDING HAMSTERS, MAKING JASON AFRAID. JASON GRABBED A WET SAUSAGE THAT HAD BEEN STREWN NEARBY; HE MASSAGED IT WITH HIS FINGERS.

AS JASON STEPPED OUTSIDE AND PETER CAME CLOSER, HE COULD SEE THE STEEP SMILE ON HIS FACE. "I AM HERE BECAUSE I WANT LOVE," PETER BELLOWED, IN A POPULAR TONE. HE SLAMMED HIS FIST AGAINST JASON'S CHEST, WITH THE FORCE OF 4999 GUPPIES. "I FRIGGING LOVE YOU, JASON UNRUHE." JASON LOOKED BACK, EVEN MORE AFRAID AND STILL FINGERING THE WET SAUSAGE. "PETER, I LOVE FAMILY MAN THE TV SHOW," HE REPLIED.

THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER WITH WORRIED FEELINGS, LIKE TWO OPEN, OLD OWLS SUCKING AT A VERY LOVABLE MAO'S BIRTHDAY, WHICH HAD SILENCE MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AND TWO UNDERSTANDING PRESS TV REPORTERS FUCKING TO THE BEAT.

JASON STUDIED PETER'S SOLID FINGERS AND GREASY TOENAILS. EVENTUALLY, HE TOOK A DEEP BREATH. "I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T GIVE YOU LOVE," HE EXPLAINED, IN PITYING TONES.

PETER LOOKED JUMPY, HIS BODY RAW LIKE A GRATED, GENTLE GUN.

JASON COULD ACTUALLY HEAR PETER'S BODY SHATTER INTO 4423 PIECES. THEN THE DARING QUEEN HURRIED AWAY INTO THE DISTANCE.

NOT EVEN A DRINK OF FIRST WORLDIST TEARS WOULD CALM JASON'S NERVES TONIGHT.
THE END

PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD TODAY HAVE MARKED THE FREEING OF THE POLITICAL PRISONER, TANNER STARICKA ! TANNER HAD BEEN FALSELY ACCUSED OF CRIMES, BUT IN REALITY, IT WAS HIS POLITICAL AWARENESS THAT LOCKED HIM UP ! HERE ARE SOME STATEMENTS FROM PROMINENT FIGURES AND LEADERS:
SULATN RECEP TAYYIP ERDOGAN: "TODAY MARKS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW WORLD ORDER, AS TODAY THE POLITICAL PRISONER TANNER STARICKA WAS RELEASED FROM JAIL. MR.STARICKA HAS SUPPORTED US IN OUR STRUGGLE AGAINST KURDISH IMPERIALISM AND SPOKEN IN SUPPORT OF OUR NEW OTTOMAN STATE. WITHOUT HIS DIALECTICAL EQUATIONS, WE WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO RESTORE OUR OTTOMAN GLORY TO THE MODERN SAY!" ENVER HOXHA: "TODAY, I COME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO CONGRATULATE TANNER ON HIS RELEASE FROM JAIL! WE ALSO SUPPORT HIM IN HIS STRUGGLE AGAINST HIS MAOITE REVISIONIST BOSS AT CHILI'S WHO TOLD HIM "YOU CANNOT VAPE IN THE FOOD TANNER". HIS DIALECTICAL EQUATIONS MARK A NEW STEP IN THE STRUGGLE AGAINST MAOIST IMPERIALISM.
SHEIK/FATHER BEN BOLLINGER:"TODAY, THE LORD HAS GIVEN HIS FAITHFUL SON TANNER THE FREEDOM HE DESERVES. IT WAS THROUGH TANNERS DEVOTION TO THE LORD THAT THIS DAY COULD BE REALIZED! THE LORD ALSO SUPPORTS TANNER'S DIALECTICAL EQUATIONS, AND HAS BEEN ESSENTIAL TO MY TRANSLATION OF THE BIBLE!" KAISER CA.SOCIALIST I:"WOW COMRADE, WOW COMRADE ! I WOULD HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS COMING COMRADE ! TANNER IS BACK COMRADE, AND HE HAS BEEN A GREAT COMRADE OF MINE COMRADE! I SADLY WILL NO LONGER BE THE MOST EDUCATED MARXIST ON HERE COMRADE, SINCE COMRADE TANNER IS BACK COMRADE! HE IS ONE STRONG LEFTIST!" NABPP: "THE NABBP $PEAK$ FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRATULATING THE CRACKKKER TANNER $TARICKA ON HIS FREEDOM FROM AMERIKKKAN CRACKKER OPRE$$ION IN THE JAILS! WE $PEARHEADED THE MOVEMENT TO FREE HIS FAT WHITE A$$!" ISLAMIC STATE (HOXHAIST BRANCH):"BY THE GRACE OF ALLAH, THE BROTHER TANNER (ABU QUNB HIMDIIN AL AMERIKI) WAS FREED FROM THE KAFIR HOLDINGS THAT HE WAS PLACED IN FOR DEFYING THE WILL OF THE MURTADIN AND KUFAR. WE ALSO COMMEND TANNER FOR BEING THE FIRST MUWMIN TO SURVIVE A MARTYRDOM MISSION, AS BEFORE HE BLEW HIS CAR UP HE USED DIALECTICAL EQUATIONS TO TIME IT JUST SO THAT HE WOULD SURVIVE AGAINST THE MAOITE KURDS"

FOR SOME TIME NOW, WE HAVE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE THAT BEN HAD INDEED BEEN SPLIT INTO TWO PEOPLE (A ROMAN CATHOLIC AND HIS ORIGINAL FORM) UPON DISREGARDING KHMU, AND THAT TANNER WAS IN JAIL, BUT I COME WITH THE TRUTH ! BEN 2.0, WHO WE ALL THOUGHT WAS A ROMAN CATHOLIC, AND TANNER, HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN SYRIA FIGHTING FOR THE ISLAMIC STATE ! AS YOU CAN SEE, TANNER AND BEN ARE SHOWN WITH ISLAMIC STATE FIGHTERS, AND MUST BE IN THE ISLAMIC STATE. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN? TANNER SAYS, IT IS BECAUSE HE HAS LEARNED THE TRUTH ! THE ISLAMIC STATE ARE HOXHAIST ANTI-IMPERIALIST WHO ARE WAGING A JUST WAR AGAINST MAOITE REVISIONISTS ! AS FOR BEN, HE SAYS HE WAS BORN FOR THE JIHAD, AND HAS STATED THAT WHILE HIS SECOND FORM LIVES ON, HE REMAINS IN SYRIA. TANNER AND BEN WERE LAST SEEN IN TASIL, WHERE THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO FIGHT MAOITE REVISIONISTS TOGETHER ! THIS IS SAD, AS KHMU DOESNT SUPPORT THIS ACTION, AND THEY AGAIN BETRAY KHMU ! HOW DARE THEY ! MY COMRADE OF COMRADES WHO IS NO WEAK LEFTIST, @CA.SOCIALIST HAS DENOUNCED THIS ACTION, AND SAYS THAT IT IS NOT IN THE WAY OF KHMU TO DO SUCH, BUT TO DO WHAT KHMU FORBIDS IS TO RESEMBLE WHAT YUONITES DID TO KHMU ! ALL PRAISE KHMU !

KHMU THE GREAT AND THE FIVE VIETJEW YUONITES

A STORY OF KHMU

BY AARON BAGUETTE

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A SUPREME BOY CALLED KHMU THE GREAT. HE WAS ON THE WAY TO SEE HIS SON NUON CHEA, WHEN HE DECIDED TO TAKE A SHORT CUT THROUGH THE KILLING FIELDS.

IT WASN'T LONG BEFORE KHMU GOT LOST. HE LOOKED AROUND, BUT ALL HE COULD SEE WERE TREES. NERVOUSLY, HE FELT INTO HIS BAG FOR HIS FAVOURITE TOY, POL POT, BUT POL POT WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND! KHMU BEGAN TO PANIC. HE FELT SURE HE HAD PACKED POL POT. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, HE WAS STARTING TO FEEL HUNGRY.

UNEXPECTEDLY, HE SAW A VIETJEW YUONITE DRESSED IN A RED KHMER SCARF DISAPPEARING INTO THE JUNGLE. "HOW ODD!" THOUGHT KHMU.

FOR THE WANT OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO, HE DECIDED TO FOLLOW THE PECULIARLY DRESSED YUONITE. PERHAPS IT COULD TELL HIM THE WAY OUT OF THE KILLING FIELDS.

EVENTUALLY, KHMU REACHED A CLEARING. HE FOUND HIMSELF SURROUNDED BY HOUSES MADE OF FOOD AND 4 STRANGE PEOPLE T POSING. THERE WAS A HOUSE MADE FROM RICE, LON NOL, HO CHI MINH, BEN BOLLINGER, TANNER STARICKA AND CA.SOCIALIST.

KHMU COULD FEEL HIS TUMMY RUMBLING. LOOKING AT THE HOUSE AND PEOPLE DID NOTHING TO EASE HIS HUNGER. "HELLO!" HE CALLED. "IS ANYBODY THERE?" NOBODY REPLIED.

KHMU LOOKED AT THE ROOF ON THE CLOSEST HOUSE AND WONDERED IF IT WOULD BE RUDE TO EAT SOMEBODY ELSE'S CHIMNEY. OBVIOUSLY IT WOULD BE IMPOLITE TO EAT A WHOLE HOUSE, BUT PERHAPS IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED ACCEPTABLE TO NIBBLE ON TANNERS JUCIY COCK OR CA.SOCIALISTS GUN COLLECTION, IN A TIME OF NEED.

A CACKLE BROKE THROUGH THE AIR, GIVING KHMU A FRIGHT. A WITCH JUMPED INTO THE SPACE IN FRONT OF THE HOUSES. SHE WAS CARRYING A CAGE. IN THAT CAGE WAS POL POT! "POL POT!" SHOUTED KHMU. HE TURNED TO THE WITCH. "THAT'S MY TOY!" THE WITCH JUST SHRUGGED. "GIVE POL POT BACK!" CRIED KHMU. "NOT ON YOUR NELLY!" SAID THE WITCH. "AT LEAST LET POL POT OUT OF THAT CAGE!"

CLUMSY BEN BOLLINGER

A SHORT STORY
BY MARXIST ACTIVIST

BEN BOLLINGER LOOKED AT THE GIANT BOOK IN HIS HANDS AND FELT SLEEPY.

HE WALKED OVER TO THE WINDOW AND REFLECTED ON HIS SLEEPY SURROUNDINGS. HE HAD ALWAYS LOVED HIS DAMP ECONOMICS CLASS WITH ITS GRIEVING, GRIM GATES. IT WAS A PLACE THAT ENCOURAGED HIS TENDENCY TO FEEL SLEEPY.

THEN HE SAW SOMETHING IN THE DISTANCE, OR RATHER SOMEONE. IT WAS THE FIGURE OF TANNER STARICKA. TANNER WAS A FUNNY BIG BOY WITH SLIMY THIGHS AND WOBBLY MOLES.

BEN GULPED. HE GLANCED AT HIS OWN REFLECTION. HE WAS A CLUMSY, WILD, TEARS OF A HERETICS DRINKER WITH THICK THIGHS AND DIRTY MOLES. HIS FRIENDS SAW HIM AS AN ARROGANT, ANNOYING ANGEL. ONCE, HE HAD EVEN RESCUED A LEFTCOM FROM A BURNING BUILDING.

BUT NOT EVEN A CLUMSY PERSON WHO HAD ONCE RESCUED AN EASY LEFTCOM FROM A BURNING BUILDING, WAS PREPARED FOR WHAT TANNER HAD IN STORE TODAY.

THE WIND BLEW LIKE THINKING RABBITS, MAKING BEN STRESSED.

AS BEN STEPPED OUTSIDE AND TANNER CAME CLOSER, HE COULD SEE THE CHUBBY GLINT IN HIS EYE. "LOOK BEN," GROWLED TANNER, WITH A COWARDLY GLARE THAT REMINDED BEN OF FUNNY DOGS. "I HATE YOU AND I WANT FOR YOU TO LOVE ME. YOU OWE ME 2200 DOLLARS." BEN LOOKED BACK, EVEN MORE STRESSED AND STILL FINGERING THE GIANT BOOK. "TANNER, YOU ARE A HERETIC," HE REPLIED.

THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER WITH WORRIED FEELINGS, LIKE TWO MASSIVE, MODERN MICE GYRATING AT A VERY BOLD TANNER'S FREEDOM MARCH, WHICH HAD GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AND TWO SELFISH UNCLES RAMPAGING TO THE BEAT.

SUDDENLY, TANNER LUNGED FORWARD AND TRIED TO SUCK BEN ON THE FACE. QUICKLY, BEN GRABBED HIS GIANT COCK AND BROUGHT IT DOWN ON TANNER'S SKULL.

TANNER'S SLIMY THIGHS TREMBLED AS BEN'S COCK SLID INTO HIS ANUS, AND HIS WOBBLY MOLES WOBBLED. HE LOOKED SURPRISED, HIS WALLET RAW LIKE A GENTLE, GREAT GUN.

THEN HE LET OUT AN AGONISING GROAN AND COLLAPSED ONTO THE GROUND. MOMENTS LATER TANNER STARICKA WAS DEAD.

BEN BOLLINGER WENT BACK INSIDE AND MADE HIMSELF A NICE DRINK OF THE TEARS OF HERETICS.

THE END

“LEFT”-COMMUNISM: A MAOIST, “KHMU”-IST, AND PORNOGRAPHICIST ANALYSIS
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THE SWIFT AND RISING TIDE OF LEFT-COMMUNISM MUST BE TURNED BACK, BUT IT CANNOT BE DONE ABSENT OF THE LEADERSHIP OF I, AARON, UNDER GUIDANCE OF KHMU, AND WITHOUT THE CONSCIOUS UPHEAVAL OF US TRUE “KHMU”-IST COMMUNISTS AGAINST IT. HERE I INTEND TO DEBUNK LEFT-COMMUNISM FROM A “KHMU”-IST, MAOIST, AND PORNOGRAPHICIST PERSPECTIVE. TO BEGIN, I MUST START OFF BY EXPLAINING THE THEORY OF LEFT-COMMUNISM. LEFT-COMMUNISM STEMS FROM THE HATRED OF THE KHMER PEOPLE AND THE FOUNDER OF KAMPUCHEA AND TRUE ISRAEL, KHMU. YES, IT CLAIMS EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THEM IS SUPPORTIVE OF CAPITAL AND ARE JUST TO THE LEFT OF BUT CONTINUE TO SUPPORT CAPITAL. THAT IS JUST A FRONT, MASQUERADING AS THEIR TRUE THOUGHT. INDEED, LEFT-COMMUNISM REALLY ALL COMES DOWN TO THE SUPPORT FOR THE EGREGIOUS CRIMES OF THE VIET-JEW TAKEOVER OF ISRAEL AND THEIR SWALLOWING UP OF KAMPUCHEA. IT IS UNAVOIDABLE IN THESE CRACKER TIMES TO EVENTUALLY CONFRONT ONE OF THESE RACIST PEOPLE, ALWAYS SHOUTING ABOUT OPPORTUNISM AND STATE-CAPITALISM, THEY ARE CRIMINALLY INSANE LUNATICS I TELL YOU. THESE FANATICS MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO ROAM FREELY ANYMORE, THEIR ABILITY TO BE LOOSE FROM THE CHAINS OF THE MASSES WILL NOT EXIST UNDER SOCIALISM, AND THEY WILL ALL BE PUT INTO CAMPS. THEY THINK WE KHMER PEOPLE, THE TRUE COMMUNISTS, JUST WANNA DOMINATE OVER THE MASSES, IN OUR SCREWED VIEW OF A NEW SOCIETY. THEY LEFT-COMMUNIST CRACKERS ARE CRAZY AND DUMB. THEY HATE PORN, SAYING IT IS ADDICTIVE, BUT PORN GIVES YOU BRAINCELLS AND RAISES YOUR IQ BY 15 POINTS A DAY, MAKING US PORN-VIEWERS INTELLECTUALS, PLUS IT MAKE MY PEEPEE BIG. I NEED NOT MORE TO SAY, MY CASE HAS BEEN MADE QUITE WELL. NEXT, WHO ARE THE CORE FIGURES OF LEFT-COMMUNISM? WE PRIMARILY SEE PEOPLE SUCH AS KARL LIEBKNECHT, AMADEO BORDIGA, LÊ DUẨN, ADOLF HITLER, AND PAUL MATTICK. THEY ARE DUMB IDIOTS WHO NEED TO READ MARX, POL POT, GONZALO, MAO AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, KHMU—OH WAIT THEY CAN’T BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD IDIOTS. HAHA. IMBECILES.

COMRADES! I HAVE FINALLY FOUND OUT EJO IT WAS THAT HACKED MY OLD ACCOUNT! IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN GECKO! GECKO, BEING A VIETJEW, DECIDED TO HACK MY OLD ACCOUNT AND PORTRAY ME AS A "LEFTCOMMUNIST", FOR EVEN GECKO UNDERSTOOD THAT BEING A LEFTCOM WAS FOOLISH AND AGAINST THE WILL OF KHMU! I HEARD FROM MY GOOD FRIEND AND COMRADE, COMRADE @CA.SOCIALIST THAT HE ATTEMPTED TO BLOCK THE LOG IN ATTEMPT TO NO AVAIL! COMRADE CA STOOD YHEREE IN FROMT OF THE LOG IN SCREEN, DARING THE BOLD GRCKO TO EVEN TRY TO HACK THE ACCOUNT! COMRADE CA PULLED OUT HIS GUN, AND STOOD IN THE WAY AT ALL COSTS, TELLING GECKO "THIS LEFTIST ISNT WEAK 😎"! GECKO RESPONDED BY ACTIVATING HIS 12 YEAR OLD POWERS OF GOING UNDER THE STRONG AND POWERFUL COMRADE CA! OH HOW HE DARED ! THEN CAME THE SECOND LINE OF DEFENCE, THE BOLD AND BRASH BROCK! BROCK STOOD THERE IN HIS GLORY, OH HOW GLORIOUS, AND GLORIOUSLY ATTEMPTED TO BLOCK GECKO EITH ALL HIS GLORY THAT HE COULD GLORY! GECKO RESPONDED BY SUMMONING THE POWERS OF THE EVIL TETUNAI TO STRIKE BROCK DOWN! THE FINAL LINE OF DEFENCE WAS NONE OTHER THAN POL POT HIMSELF! POL POT AND GECKO FOUGHT DAY AND NIGHT FOR MAY DAYS, EITH THE BATTLE ENDING IN ONE HOUR! POL POT SEEMED VICTORIOUS, BUT THEN GECKO RESPONDED "HAHA, YES!", AND POL POT WAS NO MORE. FINALLY CWME THE HACK, SUPPORTED BY NONE OTHER THAN MI6, THE FBI, MOSSAD, AND THE VIETJEW YUONITES! GECKO SLITHERED INTO THE ACCOUNT, AND MADE IT A LEFTCOM ACCOUNT, FOR HE HIMSELF THOUGHT THAT THE IDEA OF LEFTCOMMUNISM WAS DUMB! AND IT WAS OVER ! GECKO SIEZED MY OLD ACCOUNT AND PUT MANY LIES UP! HE WILL PAY FOR THIS IN THE PRICE OF VIRGINITY! KHMU WILL END HIM! THERE WILL BE NO GECKO! THINK IM WORNG? WHEREBIS HIS ACCOUNT NOW I ASK YOU! IS IT WITH YOU? NO! IT IS GONE FORVER, JUST LIKE MY OLD ACCOUNT! LOMG LIVE THE KHMU!

WHY DOES MY BUTTHOLE ITCH? :
A MAOIST ANALYSIS
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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS I, AARON, HAVE FELT AN INCREASE IN THE AMOUNT OF BUTTHOLE ITCHES I HAVE. THE ANUS SEEMS MORE ITCHY NOW THAN EVER. I HAVE DUG INTO AND EVALUATED WHY THIS IS, AND THE RESULTS ARE SHOCKING.
TO START, LET US FIRST OPTATE TO DISCERN THE ANUS AND WHAT IT IS. THE ANUS EXISTS AT THE NEAR BOTTOM OF ANIMALS, IT IS A CANAL-LIKE HOLE AND IS, IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS, THE ULTIMATE END OF A DIGESTIVE TRACT (THE “FRONT” BEING THE MOUTH) BY WHICH EXCESS WASTE COMES OUT OF, SUCH AS DELICIOUS SCAT.
FROM EXPERIENCE, I CAN CONFIRM THAT THE ANUS CAN BE USED FOR SEXUAL ACCESS, BY WHICH A THING GOES INTO IT, FOR PLEASURE, THAT IS TO SAY, BUT I DIGRESS, THAT IS IRRELEVANT. SO WHAT IS ITCHING ANYWAY? IT IS VERY MUCH UNKNOWN EVERYTHING ABOUT ITCHING, BUT WE DO KNOW THAT IT IS AN IRRITATION, WITH RELATION TO AN UNCOMFORTABLE SKIN SENSATION, CAUSED BY INTERNAL, SUCH AS FROM THE BODY HEALING WOUNDS OR OTHER CELL-RELATED SHIT, AND EXTERNAL—SUCH AS DUST, POLLEN OR BY BUGS—STIMULI. THIS SENSATION IS PRESENT IN MY ASSHOLE.
WHY DOES THE BUTTHOLE ITCH? MANY REASONS SUBSIST IN MODERN THOUGHT, SUCH AN EXAMPLE OF THE EXISTENCE OF AN ITCH IN THE BUTTHOLE IS A FAILURE TO PROPERLY CLEAN AWAY STOOL, SO POOR HYGIENE, BUT I DO NOT, AND CANNOT, SHIT, SO WE CAN RULE THAT OUT. THAT IS MAINLY IT, THOUGH, SO IT SEEMS I AM SPECIAL AND CANNOT FIND OUT THE ROOT CAUSE OF MY INCHING, YET, TO SAY THAT WOULD BE DEFEAT. I BELIEVE I HAVE CANCER, GIVEN TO ME BY TETUNAI, BUT I AM STRONG AND I CAN BE DEFIANT IN MY STRUGGLE AGAINST BUTTHOLE ITCHING, FOR OUR LORD, KHMU, GUIDES ME. HE IS RIGHTEOUS AND IF IT IS IN THE BEST INTERESTS OF HUMANITY, HE WILL CLEANSE ME OF THIS LIVING HELL. ONE LAST THING I WOULD LIKE TO TOUCH ON IS THE TOPIC OF WHETHER OR NOT THE UNITY OF OPPOSITES RELATES TO THE CONTRADICTION BETWEEN HAVING A HAPPY, HEALTHFUL BUTTHOLE AND THE PROCESS OF ITCHING WITHIN THE BUTTHOLE AREA. IT DOES.

MY KHMER BROTHERS! THE LATEST EDITION OF THE BEN BOLLINGER BIBLE IS SET TO BE RELEASED, AND WITH THAT COMES THE NATURAL CRITICAL SUPPORT FOR THIS MASTERPEICE OF LITERATURE! BEN BOLLINGER DOES WHAT THOSE BEFORE HIM COULDN'T, TRANSLATE THE BIBLE CORRECTLY! BEN, USING HIS KNOWLEDGE OF GRAPHS ANS CHARTS APPLIED THIS TO THE ANCIENT TEXTS OF KHMU AND JOSE CHRISTE TO PROPERLY GET A GOOD PROPER READING OF THE PROPER ANCIENT TEXTS. BEN TOILED DAY AND NIGHT IN CLASS, DABBING ON ALL THOSE WHO DIDN'T LISTEN TO HIM! BUT NOW THEY ARE LOST! SO WHAT DOES THE NEW BIBLE SAY? FORST OFF, IT CORRECTS ALL THE PROBELSN IN THE OLD TEXTS, AND ADDS A NEW FLAVOR TO THE CLASSIC TALES OF OLD! BEN REVELS THE STORY AS IF HE WAS REALLY THERE, WITH JOSE CHRISTE HIMSELF. HE TELLS THE TRUTH THAT THE SON OF GOD WAS NOT JOSE CHRISTE, BUT HIM! THE SHOCKER TO THRM ALL! BEN BOLLINGER, THE SUN OF GOD, DECENDED FROM THE WOMB OF KHMU, AND HAD 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THE MASSES:
1. THE VIETJEWS ARE OUR ENEMY, END THEM AT ALL COSTS

2. KHMU IS THE ONE SINGULARITY, AND THE ONLY SIMGULARITY BESIDES BEN BOLLINGER

3. GRAPHS ARE TO BE THE LANGUAGE OF THE PEOPLE, NO WORDS, ONLY GRAPHS
4. THOU SHALT NOT CUM PAST 12 AM

5. THERE IS NO GOD BUT KHMU AND BEN

6. THOU SHALT NOT DAB IN THE PROPHETS NAME

7. BEN IS THE ONLY HETEROSEXUAL MAN ON EARTH, AS KHMU GAVE HIM THIS GIFT FOR BEING HIS SON

8. THOU SHALT NOT KILL UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKR IT OR THEY ARE VIETJEWS

9. KHMU IS ONE WITH BEN

10. VIETJEWS ARENT PEOPLE

THE BEN BOLLINGER BIBLE HAS SEEN CRITICAL SUPPORT FROM ALL CHRISTIAN SCHOLARS LIKE ca.socialist AND THE PROPHEY MUHAMMED ! WHY SUPPORT THIS? BECUASE IT IS THR TRUTH! ONLU THE TRUTH CAN PREVAIK! DOWN WITH THE OLD TESTAMENT, DOWN EITH THE NEW TESTEMENT, DOEN WITH THE KING JAMES BIBLR, UP EITH THE BEN BOLLINGER BIBLE! COMING SOON TO ALL IN YOUR LOCAL LIBRAIRIES! SUPPORT YJIS NEW BIBLE AT ALL COSTS! LOMG LIVE KHMU!

COMRADES! MY BESTEST COMRADE, COMRADE @ca.socialist HAS PROPERLY DENOUNCED MY FAKE ACCOUNT. IN TERMS OF COMRADES, HE IS THE COMRADEST THERE IS! DENOUNCE THE FAKE VIETYUONITE ACCOUNT THAT HAS BEEN HACKED BY THE CIA, FBI, NSA, MOSSAD, AND VIETJEWS! COMRADE CA.SOCIALIST UNDERSTANDS BETTER THAN ANY COMRADE THAT THIS LEFTIST ISN'T WEAK! IN TERMS OF STRENGTH COMRADE CA.SOCIALIST BEATS THEM CRACKKERS TO DEATH! THIS IS THE CLOSEST YOU WILL GET TO ME! DOWN WITH THE TRAITOR ACCOUNT, UP WITH CA.SOCIALISTISM! ALL MUST ASPIRE TO BE HIS GREATNESS! NEVER MORE, ALWAYS LESS! DOWN WITH LEFTOCOMS, UP WITH MARXISM-LENINISM-MAOISM-POLPOTISM-GONZALOISM-JIM JONESISM AND CA.SOCIALIST THOUGHT! THAT LEFTIST ISNT WEAK, I SAY THAT LEFTIST ISNT WEAK. AND IF COURSE, LONG LIVE KHMU!

SO THEY, THE CIA, AND THEIR YUON ALLIES, REALLY THOUGHT THAT THEY COULD GET ME, WHAT BULLSHIT IS THAT? IT IS I, AARON, AND I DECLARE THAT I, AARON, AM NOT THE CURRENT OWNER OF MY FORMER ACCOUNT @ARMCHAIR_ULTRALEFTIST. THE PERSON NOW AT THE HEAD OF THAT SAID ACCOUNT, WHICH WAS MINE MANY MOONS AGO, HAS NO RELATION TO ME OR ANY OTHER COMMUNIST ON THIS SITE. IN FACT, I THEORIZE THAT THE PERSON IS A VIET-JEW, OF COURSE, A FOLLOWER OF TETUNAI. TETUNAI HATES US KHMER PEOPLE, BECAUSE WE UPHOLD OUR LORD, OUR GOD AND FATHER, KHMU, WHO FOUNDED KAMPUCHEA. TETUNAI IS THE DEVIL, DOWN WITH HIM. HIS FOLLOWERS SUCK BALLS, MAN. WITH THAT SAID, I WISH TO REAFFIRM TO MY COMRADES THAT I AM, IN TRUTH, THE REAL ARRON AND THAT I AM DEFINITELY A REVOLUTIONARY, AT THE FOREFRONT OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF GREAT BRITAIN (MARXIST-LENINIST), I AM, WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY, A MARXIST-LENINIST-MAOIST ADHERING TO ALTHUSSERIAN THEORY, AND I CAN SAY THAT I AM AN EVER-LASTING SWORN ENEMY OF LEFT-COMMUNISM. I HAVE PUT MY LIFE INTO BATTLING THE MASSIVE FASCIST TIDES HERE ON INSTAGRAM OF LEFT-COMMUNISM, I SHALL NOT CEASE NOW. I AM A MAOIST. I DENOUNCE MY FORMER ACCOUNT, WHICH I NO LONGER CONTROL, AND IT’S CURRENT OWNER, WHO HACKED IT AND ARE ATTEMPTING TO BRAINWASH YOU. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. LONG LIVE KHMU.

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