The first of many wonderful days ahead for the Lilymonster and @evlinrose xx
That feeling when you rush home from work to buy a big expensive balloon for your kid's birthday tomorrow so she wakes up to a big fuck off balloon in her room with unicorn and mermaid coloured streamers and you go to hide the balloon in your husband's side of the wardrobe because at least you can see the floor there and one of his gazillion motorcycle jackets pierces the fucking balloon that you have had in your possession for all of 20 minutes, probably less. On the upside, the damn thing now fits in the wardrobe... #ffs #insertexpletiveshere #alltheexpletives
Retirement plans sorted. Channeling the grandies and slaying it.
We only have one Christmas tradition at our place... Watching The Nightmare Before Christmas on Christmas Eve before banshee bedtime 🎃🎄 The oven has been on all day and I'm still yet to put anything in (or magically will something to come out without any effort on my part) so time to suck it up and make gingerbread happen 🌟 #8pmistheperfecttimetostartbaking #hailsanta