Met Eireann has rang twice today to ascertain as to wether I had frequented lately, any areas with deer. Because from information that she obtained; apparently there is some new type of bug hitchhiking along on said doe eyed creatures that can cause "neurological damage" if not treated in humans if the nasty bugger decides to take a chunk out of you (this is obviously taken with a large pinch of salt by me due to such loose factual evidence of same!). After her overly pitchy rant on same she hung up only after I had told her that, "Nope. Haven't been hanging around with Bambi down the docks lately". The second phonecall, a mere minute after the first, was to tell me to adjust my tone & she was only advising me of this nomadic winged hitchhiker due to the fact that, "You're prone to that now". Well, I'm also prone to liberating the entire contents of a bottle of wine resulting in a significant head the next day & it still doesn't stop me. Must dash & give Bambi an aul whatsapp & see if he's free this evening...it's been an absolute age since we saw each other & he's an absolute hoot after a few Cinzanos!