majestic.megan majestic.megan

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Megz🦄  Engineering NQ NPC 👙 Promoter of self love & pop punk Probably in a bathrobe Tryna make you laugh (w/ or @ me) BPI Athlete👇🏻 20% off: MEGANGR

If BPI were personified as a man, he'd be my #mcm. Always comin' through wit da goodies😽😽
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And chyeah, ya girl is wearing a howling wolf shirt from Walmart

Went in search of the perfect flowers whilst drinking the perfect beverage with a nearly perfect person
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But nobody's perfect. Hannah Montana taught us that. #sundayfunday

I may have not washed my hair today but everything else in my house is clean. I've officially maxed out on productivity today. So now I'm off to adventure the evening away with good company
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Wishing u a magical & majestic Sunday ✨

True story: Today, when I was walking from my house to my car, my neighbors, a husband, wife and their toddler, were sitting on their porch. I got in my car. Rolled the windows down and heard the words "big booty". Then the husband yells, "SHES BIG BOOTY JUDY" to no one in particular. Not sure who they were talking about. And if it was me, I'm not sure if I should be flattered or creeped out that a husband and wife were talking about my 🍑
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Anyways, I got 10 hours of sleep last night, just squatted more than I have in months, and this evening I'm getting Thai food for da 1st time ever. Issa good day
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Also, shout out to Gymshark leggings and dat anterior pelvic tilt pose for makin' da leggies look real niceeee

When I got home from work today, I literally said to myself out-loud, "I'm gonna hangout with myself tonight." And that's exactly what I've done. After the gym, I got dressed up, put makeup on, and decided to just leave the house and see where the evening took me.
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Though I don't hangout with people very often, I'm constantly surrounded by them, and while I do love my friends, family, and even my coworkers, I never feel fully relaxed until I'm actually alone. Balancing gym, work, chores/errands, and meal prep is easy for me. It's balancing the relationships with others and the relationship with myself that's hard. I find myself sometimes getting so stressed when I don't have time to be alone and decompress. Even if I'm doing the most relaxing of things with people, I'm not fully at ease. I need time to just "hang out" with myself. I mean, if I love myself, why wouldn't I want to spend time with just me?
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So that's what I'm up to. Hanging out. Watching stand up comedy. Posted up on my couch. Alone. Bein' my own best friend.

Don't knock it till you try it.
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Today's pre-workout meal: baked sweet potato, sliced banana, egg whites, protein powder mixed with a teensy bit of water, and crunchy pb sprinkled in sea-salt. Srs the perfect combination. Now time to digest and watch OINTB 🤓

Throwback to Warped Tours 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 ,2015 & 2016 because next week at this time Warped Tour 2017 will be going down.
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Fun fact: My friend @toritetrick and I have a vow to go to Warped Tour with eachother 10 years in a row. Years 6/10 are done and I can't see myself quitting my pop punk trash game anytime soon so here's to AT LEAST 4 more🤘🏼🦄 #poppunksucks

Trash can aesthetic.
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Sorry, no belfie 4 u this #humpday.

October 15, 2016 -----> June 16, 2016.
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Idk if there are any actual muscle gainz here but dem hair and sass gainz are toats obvi.
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PSA: Sass gainz a product of confidence and self love. Results attainable for everyone. #loveyourself

Despite the fact that my umbrella went crazy this morning and whipped me in the eyeball this morning, I'm still smiling (but my eye really hurts). #truestory
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And yes, pic taken before this occurrence

Hoping ur Monday was as majestic as dis guy✨

#ss
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Full disclosure: Pic is from like 2 weeks ago in Denver. Rn ya girl is in her pjs with no makeup and her hair up cuz #sundayvibes

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