Hello, my name is Effy Star Burton-Hutchence. I'm emotionally unstable and in the last week have turned from a loving, kind and polite little girl into an absolute She-Bitch from Hell. I don't want to sleep at night, but I do want to spend the entire next day whinging, screaming and flailing about due to my extreme tiredness.
My hobbies include screaming so loud that anyone within a 2 mile radius winces, complaining about everything and anything and ignoring every word that comes out of my mums mouth.
It's lucky I'm cute because otherwise mum would have put me in a cardboard box at the side of the M3.