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Lorena  Too lazy to blog / mother of a dragon

I ditched the kid for a 5 hour coffee marathon with the girl I met on instagram πŸ˜‚ @o_najna thank you for being such a lovely company 😊Can't wait to do it again 😘

Clean kitchen, opened windows, sun streaming in, coffee in hands and a dog, ruining the moment πŸ˜‚
#justkidding #ilovehim

Lace dress and dirty adidas are obviously NOT a match made in heaven πŸ˜‚

I've been a mother for over 4 years now, same amount of time most students need to finish their undergrad studies ( I say most because it took me 5 πŸ˜‚) so I guess I have a bachelor degree in motherhood. With that being said I feel morally obliged to share the knowledge I obtained with the world.
Over the course of my "studies" I developed my own approach to parenting, I call it The lazy mother approach. It consists of a few simple steps to guide parents trough big milestones with minimal effort.
LESSON NO 1: weaning off the pacy
STEP 1 Make sure your child only likes that one specific brand of pacifiers that can only be found in that one pharmacy on the other side of town.
STEP 2 Lose every single pacifier you own around midnight on a Sunday night, when the said pharmacy is closed.
STEP 3 Pretend to be looking for the lost pacifier(s) while keeping one eye peeled to your favourite show on Netflix, in hopes your partner is doing the actual work.
STEP 4 By this point your child is completely exhausted and should pass out on it's own.
STEP 5 Admire your sleeping angel ( sans pacifier) and give yourself a pat on the back, some parents work on this for days, maybe even weeks and YOU did it within a couple of hours with pretty much no effort. You are so winning this parenting thing πŸ’πŸ‘Έ

We made it to the countryside to visit my husbands grandma 😊
I put my thinking hat on because I have jet to figure out how I'm gonna explain the fact that I'm still not pregnant again 😱 #suchdisappointment #threeyearsinarow
Any ideas? #desperate πŸ˜‚

The two of us, discussing if the leaked scripts of GOT season 8 are real and how mad we would be if they were 😱
Thats not really what we were doing, bit it's all I think about and I had to figure out a way to sneak it into the caption πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Happy whatever day in a week it is 😘

Last ones to leave the beach EVERY SINGLE DAY πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
*Mini rant, you've been warned*
I almost didn't post this because of how skinny I look. Every since M was born I've been struggling to put on weight, now some may say I'm "lucky" but we do live in a Kardashian era and it's hard not to be a bit self conscious when curves are presented as "hot" and stick figures as "a big no no" BUT then I figured, fuck it, this body grew a tiny human and just for that it's amazing and I refuse to be ashamed of it. #overandout ✌

First time in a week that we put real clothes on and got semi presentable for dinner πŸ˜‚ Vacay mode is so on πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Ok so last week was a weird, laundry made it out of the suitcase to the washing machine and back into the suitcase, Mate was sick for his birthday so we had a tiny celebration and now we're back on the coast for another summer adventure 😎😎

Monday feels 😟😟
The king is back in his castle feverish and cranky AF πŸ˜­πŸ”«
On a brighter note I realized I never shared the latest of #mateschronicles and possibly his best brain fart so far πŸ˜‚ He walked past an Italian named Benito and instantly started singing #PasitoPasitoSuaveSuavecito πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

An outtake from the other day, no filter, perfect pink sunset, smooching a moody boy that keeps on threatening I won't be invited to his birthday party if I keep on taking pictures... I've heard of threenagers but apparently fournagers are a thing too πŸ€”

Why is this caption thing so hard? Somtimes I feel like opening up my heart and letting the words pour out but that's not the case today. So here's a picture of me and my flat chest on a rock, you're welcome πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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