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Elizabeth Grace Willcock  never met a vegetable I didn't like 🌵

Going to write an article for @mtlblog called "the health effects of living like Julia Denis for three days", the butter filled chocolate stuffed sequel to "the effects of eating only poutine for a week" Miranda Cipolla wut do u think?

Reunited with my true loves: red wine, cheese, buckwheat crepes, chocolate and Julia Denis. Yes.... in that order.

Classic festival biddies always trying to get on ur shoulders...

If I'm turning one year older but #SLIZFEST 2k17 took a year off my life am I still 22?

I live in my own world where it's socially acceptable to text someone 10 times in a row with no response and buy flowers for yourself every Sunday. It's more fun here.

Even on the shitty mornings when it's raining, I wake up at 5 am because I have mild insomnia, and need to go in to work on a bank holiday (so I can get time off for my birthday party #slizfest #plug), I turn around and see something like this and London is like ✨"hey girl. I got u." ✨

In a nutshell

What if I didn't have raynaulds and I was just an uber basic biddie making poor clothing choices?

Fact: you will never regret dropping everything and spending 50 euros to surprise the people you love for their birthdays.

I think @laxtonco and I just became roomies, and I think we maybe found the most magical home in shoreditch beside a cute cafe and a park with a pagoda? Not sure though could be a god dream...

I stole a dog for pics so that I can make posters and start my own dog waking company. Not even a word of a lie though. Patent pending.

Hi, this is liz willcock speaking. I'm actively recruiting less attractive friends. Pls apply within. No models pls. Srsly.

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