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Liza Koshy  God 1st. Little brown girl with big dreams. Twitter • lizakoshy Snap • lizakoshysnaps GRAB YA MAMAS WALLET! 👇🏽

God made me small and cheap, so I could save money on bras

nip tip: buy bandaids instead. they're not for booboos, they're for boobies

i typed this caption with my toes
because dang ma, would you look at those

this is not my way of covering my 5 o'clock shadow

Breaking up is rough. But at least I get to go through it with my best friend. David, you're a constant reminder of what I aspire to be. You're the most genuinely kind person, a loyal, giving friend and a borderline-insane genius of a creator. Thank you for giving me and so many others so much joy and inspiration. The laugh and love they experience for minutes, I'm lucky to have for a lifetime. I'd say I'm excited to see all that your brilliance will achieve, but I'll be there front row to watch it all, so I'll tell you then. Thank you for the best relationship, the best friendship and the best ride to the grocery store to make puns. I love you! I'm coming downstairs now!

couple of benches • is this great photography.. or aesthetic stalking?

breast pocket with no breasts, just EXTRA room in my shirt

little and brown
tiny and tan
young and tinted
mini and mahogany
compact and cooked medium-well
me

These are @MyCoolMomJeanz and @MyByta • But don't let my innate maternal instincts distract you from Byta. Let me introduce you to my ByBy! She/he (don't want to assume gender) is a double wall, vacuum sealed, BPA-free stainless steel cup. Super sexy, but let's talk about her/his personality... • Here's a fun fact you can throw out at parties: Did you know 1 million disposable cups end up in landfills every single MINUTE? By using Byta, you’re choosing to help rid the world of the 500 billion disposable cups produced every year. It also pays for itself since coffee places give you a discount for bringing in your own cup... another fun fact, you're welcome. Basically, Byta is good looking, and has great moral, like you.
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Which is why... I want to challenge YOU to make a difference and #BeBetterWithByta. For 30 days starting June 1st, I, and Momma Earth, would love for you to go disposable-free, trash-free and ONLY use reusable cups/bottles/hands for all your drinking desires. Or use a @mybyta with me!
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Made a challenge for 30 days, to make a change for life. • Spend time with Byta, spend less on coffee. • Save our earth, and save yo money.
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I like making sayings lol... but love making a difference. Make this one with me! "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only that ever has." - Liza Koshy.... ...quoting Margaret Mead.
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Thanks for reading this long caption, you avid reader. But thank you for (hopefully) making this difference, so WE can make a change.

proof i shower monthly

also i washed off my left eyebrow. its somewhere in the ocean now

mommy and her two mutts! our dog looks more like my mom than i do. from rocking me to being my rock, i owe you my life, literally. happy mothers day, from your happy daughter and doghter ❤️

art is a little cocky

yo momma's nickname is things

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