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Laura Sayles  60/40:Fighter/Lover

I call it, "Swedish Vampire is Too Old For This Shit" 🎨

Dear Cheech,
I would like to take a brief reprieve from the usual social media interactions we have (you, tagging me in memes about sisterhood and/or spiders; and me, begging you to, just once, proofread your posts BEFORE you post them) to tell you (and everyone else who saw a pic collage in their newsfeed and has now stopped to read this) something I should tell you every day- I am proud of you. And I love you so much, it makes me sick. Even though you often literally make me feel like I'm taking crazy pills, this year has been a super important one for you- and next year only looks bigger and better! Karol, you are a genuinely good human being. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise (and they will, for unfortunately, good human beings are somewhat of a rarity nowadays). Adulting is wicked hard, Kid. Keep your head up.
Loop πŸ’™

That day, those people, this love. I can't imagine my life without them, nor would I want to. I love you, Christopher. Happy anniversary! #AFaceToCallHome #101313

Handmade cards filled with psychotic love notes from small humans, thoughtful gifts from their parents including a tub of cheese and a bottle of whiskey, balloons and roses crammed into car doors, cake that is simultaneously square and circular (and contains an unreal amount of candles), the best letter yet from my One, an uncomfortably warm bonfire, AND, a literal diorama of truly life-affirming messages. I am honestly still overwhelmed. To think I a little bit dreaded this birthday... How can I not thrive in this next decade of existence with love like this in my life? "Thank you," sounds cheap and inadequate compared to what I'm feeling in my heart right now.

Eighteen years of birthdays with this one. I love her so much it makes me sick. PS- You'll always be my baby, #PAP @missymillmill9 πŸŽ‰

Worse than a Japanese tourist up in this piece. #Savannah #ImASuckerForMossAndGasLamps

A triumphant (and completely impromptu) return to our favorite. #Savannah #roadtrippin #youonlyYOLOonce

Well, let me ask you this. Why AREN'T you watching The Lord of the Rings (for the first time) in a car at 6am on a Friday?πŸ“½πŸš—β³@thechrisleeland #roadtrippin #summatime πŸ•ΆπŸ€˜πŸ»@ldelarda3288 & @jonhudak - we comin for ya πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŠπŸΌ #noiveneverseenthis #thismovieislikeambienforme 😴

First day of summer break:
success βœ”οΈ πŸ©πŸ‘ΆπŸ» .
This gorgeous lady and her studly babe have me off to the right start πŸ‘ŒπŸΎ (Shout out to @thechrisleeland for the super clutch end-of-the-school-year letter with a gift card to heaven 😘) #DuckDonuts #MyMeechie #DoYouHaveADimple #TheWorkoutClothesAreAnIllusion #FitnessDonutinMyMouth

So one time I accidentally admitted to @lekm that I hoard gift cards (in secret preparation for my inevitable bout with poverty). Six hours of bargain hunting later, I look like a real person. Thank you to #TheOriginalLaura and my wonderful Christopher, for orchestrating an impromptu plan to break me WAAAY out of my comfort zone, and tolerating my particular kind of crazy. #illstillgopoorsomeday #butillhavecutestuff

Just wanted to take a hot second here to thank this fine fella for, like, everything. I figure this picture most obviously sums up how much we appreciate each other. πŸ’œπŸ™πŸ‹πŸΌπŸ•΄(Whoa, that dude is floating. Are you guys seeing this?!) #mcmorwhatever #lum #lummox #northamericannarrowmouthtoad

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