To my future unborn children,
On the 29th July, 2017, I baked what I'm dubbing as FAUXGERS aka cupcake hamburgers.
No animals were hurt in the making of this bunbelievable miracle unless you count me and my current mental state as I continue to find sesame seeds all over my kitchen floor.
Each burger comprises a vanilla cupcake 'brioche bun' with orange syrup and sesame seeds, a chocolate cake 'Angus beef pattie', shredded coconut dyed green 'lettuce' and vanilla butter frosting 'ketchup' and 'mustard' held together with a toothpick and served on a tray with a bed of fries and CocaCola.
Now should you stumble across this photo essay on the internet in the future, I want you to take a long, hard look at these cupcakes and know it's with pure love I say: Mummy is NEVER baking these again.
With love and carrot sticks (on the top shelf in the fridge), Mum 😘