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Lisa Marie Corso  ✏️ Word nerd & yes, my parents named me after Elvis' spawn. It could have been worse right? At least my name isn't Apple

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THIS SEASON ON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP DOG: Molly the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel proves she's more than just a lap dog. She can pout, strut and make you feel more insecure than Cara Delevingne's perfect eyebrows. But behind all that bravado is a Karlie Kloss girl-next-door-charm and hypnotic pensive gaze that not even Twiggy can resist.
Her favourite quote is 'DIVA is a female version of a hustler'. Her biggest flaw is she sheds hair all over the bathroom in the America's Next Top Dog Mansion and uses all the complimentary Aesop skincare products too fast. ☎️ VOTE 1800-HOT-DOG to keep Molly safe.

Sunday night feels from my favourite futuristic mom.

I think it's really important that you all know this friendship is the best thing to happen in the universe (literally, ever) and not even all the BFF necklaces in the world will ever compete.

☎️ David Lynch called, he said he wants me to stay in this photo for the next 25 years.

Just having a Sunday brunch date with my mate Vincent. He likes his eggs runny with a side of chorizo, haystacks and melancholy.

This will probably be the most posh thing to ever happen to me besides one day getting a job with Prue and Trude in Fountain Gate but I wrote a story on Australian sculptor Andrew Rogers in the Meridian Foundry in Fitzroy for @ngvmelbourne. He dished out many life lessons and maxed out my brain RAM with how he makes his sculptures found on every continent from NYC's UN HQ to remote parts of Bolivia where he worked with 1000s of locals to bring his 'Rhythms of Life' geoglyphs to stand and even Khazakstan where his works weigh up to 7.5 tonnes despite starting an immeasurable idea in his mind. Can rightly drop the P-word aka 'Prolific' for Andrew Rogers, who at 70-years-old shows no signs of slowing down and makes a millennial like me stop, think, then hit the accelerator. Read more about him in the mag this month. πŸ’­πŸ’­πŸ’­ (and yes that wooden Apple was really hard to eat)

Think my 2017 peaked today when I saw these two yuppie princesses chilling outside Coles in Balaclava in their deluxe doggy pram (remember dogue is the new vogue). It's all downhill from here for me. Laters 2017, you were a blast.

It's a good day to be alive when you wake up to this overnight image from Cannes. Love you Suzy S. 😘

Here's a trick question: which one of these gals is the OG Corso mum who has been mistaken as my sister 23,682 times since I was a teenager. A: That'd be the one on the left - a vision of OLAY eternal beauty inside and out and the best, funniest and most stylish g-damn mum/life coach/teacher/chef/taxi driver/F-bomb dropper in the world. πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

Serious question: does anyone know how I can turn this picture into a twin pyjama set, wallpaper, fridge magnet, oven mitt, shower curtain, sticker decal, sleep eye patch, Snuggie, doona/duvet cover, placemat, candle, pendant lighting shade, novelty socks, stubbie holder, wait no, toothbrush holder and watering can? BECAUSE I AM DEAD SERIOUS WHEN I SAY I NEVER WANT TO LOOK AT ANYTHING ELSE AGAIN.

Shoutout to my five best friends (don't worry Ted, I like you the bestest).

Captured at my most glamorous in my house clothes (aka clothes that burn into flames and ash as soon as you leave the house in them) and super mature mouse socks that were surely designed for late-twenties consumption. Pom pom protruding from my rear end was an accidental, but ultimately, stylish coincidence. All documented on an actual camera, with that roll thing you get developed, by @aliceoehr in the middle of a D&M most likely about food and the best way to sautΓ©e an eggplant (FYI with an obscene amount of olive oil, Harissa and lid on the pan).

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